Do The Brits Live Better Than Us?: Dude, d’ya they really just hate us for our trailers and our Walmarts??
Flasher In Minivan Drives Away After Two Young Girls Scream: Dude, the last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it.
Bremerton Wine-for-Sex Arrangement Turns Sour: C’mon, dude; if a woman offers to have sex with you if you buy her alcohol, you might want to do better than two bottles of Thunderbird.
Corpse Wheeled to Check-Cashing Store Leads to 2 Arrests: Dude, didja not see “Weekend at Bernie’s”?? Yeah, well that didn’t turn out so well, either.
81 protesters arrested at Supreme Court: Uh, Dude?? WHAT freedom of speech?
We got humped off our flight: “A female cabin crew member went to them and saw the female defendant was face down in the groin area of the male passenger.” Dude…maybe she was just napping?
Whoops: Twins separated at birth got married: Dude, you did WHAT with your sister? Oh, man…that’s just wrong on so many levels….
Texas students suspended for refusing haircut: Dude…it’s almost like they value obedience over individuality, knowhutimean??
Rants fuel Tim Hortons Facebook groups: The customer is always…dude, forget it; I’m just gonna go to Starbucks.
Teacher holds milk drinking contest in AP science class: Dude, I think I’m gonna puke.
Five things airlines won’t tell you about their food: Dude, doesn’t Iams make dog food??
Man Leaves Toddler In Van, Goes To Strip Club: Dude, why not take the kid into the club? It’s never too early to start teaching your son to objectify women as valuable primarily for their ability to satisfy your sexual desires.
January 13, 2008 5:49 AM
