Hey, guys…I know you’ve been wondering, and I’m here to make it official: ESPN’s Erin Andrews is back on the market. Not that any of y’all have a shot, mind you.
A word to the wise, however: before you start stalking the aforementioned Ms. Andrews, keep in mind that you’re going to have a LOT of competition- most of whom will be wealthier, better-looking, better-endowed, and drive nicer cars than you do. Then there are the two words that no single guy wants to hear- “restraining order”. Good luck, y’all….
In other news, Britney Spears is now off the market, having married her latest boyfriend in Mexico. I’m trying to think of a witty, pithy punchline for this, but I’m afraid I’ve got nothing….
