February 4, 2008 6:45 AM

He looks like the lead from the video for Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London"

Don’t worry about Mitt, if this presidential thing doesn’t work out he can always go back to playing Victor Newman on the ‘Young and the Restless.’ … Mitt Romney doesn’t look like a president, he looks like a ringmaster. ‚Äö√Ѭ∂ Mitt looks like a guy wearing a golf shirt in an Eddie Bauer catalogue. ‚Äö√Ѭ∂ He looks like the desk clerk at a Peninsula Hotel who tells you your room’s not ready. ‚Äö√Ѭ∂ Mitt looks like the guy at a party who gives you his card. ‚Äö√Ѭ∂ He looks like a tennis pro at a restricted country club. ‚Äö√Ѭ∂ He looks like a jet blue pilot who comes out to greet the passengers during the delay. … Mitt Romney looks like the guy who says to the contestant, ‘We’re out of time, can you come back tomorrow?’

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