Every candidate comes with baggage. And by baggage, we mean a spouse. Let’s face it. If Hillary is elected, we get Bill. Plus his wandering eye and his penis that’s sure to follow. If John McCain is elected, we get his ice queen of a wife Cindy, who once was a very proficient pill popper. Maybe with the stress of being first lady, she might start popping them again. One can only hope. As for Michelle Obama, she’s squeaky clean. But we’re still searching for dirt.
