Predictable wacky radio stunt: Divorce giveaway on V-Day: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m changing the locks. Because I can’t stand you.
D.M. bars will bring on the bacon (lots of it): Is there anything that says “money, sex, and pork fat” like a festival of bacon? I didn’t think so.
Principal denies report that farting is banned in school: So I guess the pork and beans will be back on the menu, then?
Couple jailed after sex romp on air conditioning unit: Well, I suppose we should be grateful that they were thoughtful enough not to do the horizontal mambo on the satellite dish….
Seattle Times rejects “Vagina Monologues” ad because of artwork: Uh, apparently the artwork was too…vagina-like?
Marketers are excited about the prospects for lickable ads: I’m OK with this…so long as the ad isn’t for suppositories.
Plan to name KFC official picnic food ruffles feathers: Kentucky lawmaker cooked up measure opposed by PETA: Uh, hello?? This is Kentucky we’re talking about here. You really should be wondering what else they might be doing with chickens.
Flapjacks flip Fargo group into Guinness World Records: Really, what else are you going to do in Fargo during February except eat pancakes?
U.S. and Canada on collision course over Arctic rights: U.S. official: America’s going to war again? Over oil? I’m shocked, of course….
Car hits Md. street-race crowd; 8 killed: This late final just in- Darwin 8, Street-racing fans 0.
Two stone fat cat put on strict diet after getting wedged in his flap: Cats rule…unless they’re too damn fat to make it through their cat door.
Elder Bush expected to back McCain on Monday: ‘Cuz Lord knows failure loves company….
February 17, 2008 5:58 AM