Pastor: Spouses shalt have sex every day for a month: No, thou shall NOT have a headache. Note: this offer does not apply to this living in sin in the eyes of the Lord…’kay?
Baseball team seeks male cheerleaders; must be fat: It appears someone might want to clue the management of the Florida Marlins in…there are probably more effective ways to go after the female demographic.
Buyer pays $17,000 for 4 strands of Washington’s hair: Yes, a fool and his money really ARE soon parted.
BRITISH Airways bosses are offering a free “anywhere in the world” holiday to passengers on a jet that crash-landed: Yeah, like they’ll be rushing to get on another plane.
‘Sex for planning permission’ saga grips Australia: No, it’s not what you think…it’s WAY wierder.
Typo points state retirees to phone sex: Fifteen minutes can save you fifteen minutes on your car insurance…and you can have some hot phone sex while you’re waiting!
North Korea detains Russian ship: Methinks this is not going to end well….
Huckabee equates abortion with slavery in Springs speech: So, how does a wingnut from the Religious Right prepare to appear on Saturday Night Live? That’s easy, silly; he has a sit-down with James Dobson.
Southgate grill aims for Guinness with 150-pound sandwich: Not going anywhere for awhile? I didn’t think so.
February 24, 2008 6:42 AM