I know; you’re laying in bed, praying the hangover will subside…but there’s one nagging thought that you just can’t shake: “I wonder who my favorite porn star is endorsing for President?” I feel your pain, though I can’t say I share your dilemma. I tend to obsess over different things, none of which can be discussed in what I like to pretend is a family-oriented weblog (cue the Tooth Fairy in 3…2…1….)
But, I digress. For those of you wondering who your favorite porn stars are throwing their…um…assets behind, worry no more, because the answers are all here. Remember, before you vote, always be certain that your taking the proper precautions…because you never know when Ann Coulter (thankfully, not exactly a porn star) will endorse Hillary Clinton…just before your head explodes.
Man, could things possibly be any wierder??
