March 2008 Archives
- March 31, 2008
And then I'll have Amy Klobuchar tarred and feathered - March 31, 2008
You'll find this in the dictionary under "clusterf--k" - March 31, 2008
An Olympics we can be proud of...or not
Comments (1) - March 31, 2008
As long as there's even a .5% chance, the fight will continue. Yes, if you're going to go down, you might as well go down in flames.
Comments (2) - March 31, 2008
That "boom" you heard was my head exploding
Comments (3) - March 31, 2008
After eight years of lies and wingnuts, isn't it time for some sanity? - March 30, 2008
Steal a buck and you're a thief. Steal a billion bucks and you're a major financial institution.
Comments (1) - March 30, 2008
Whatever it takes, man...whatever it takes - March 30, 2008
The unofficial Conservative motto: "Don't hassle us; hassle those who don't agree with us" - March 30, 2008
If Hillary can't be President, then no Democrat gets to be President
Comments (1) - March 30, 2008
The only sure way to avoid the Democratic primary season - March 30, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 30, 2008
And it's only going to get sillier over the next seven months - March 29, 2008
They're not hating...they're differentiating - March 29, 2008
It appears that Republican fortunes really are in the toilet - March 29, 2008
It's healthy, it's fun...and apparently immoral - March 29, 2008
Uh...no, that doesn't count, either. You're still a liar.
Comments (1) - March 29, 2008
This just in...Lou Dobbs is a clueless, classless DUMB@$$. Film at 11....
Comments (3) - March 28, 2008
Merry Christmas to...uh, wait.... - March 28, 2008
I suppose the state highway department gets a cut of the action??
Comments (1) - March 28, 2008
Miraculously, his arteries were as clean as a whistle - March 28, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 28, 2008
The crazy...it burns!!!
Comments (2) - March 28, 2008
The Liberal Media is outed again - March 28, 2008
Sometimes, being a good loser is the ultimate revenge - March 27, 2008
Hillary's Excellent Adventure in Bosnia in cartoon form - March 27, 2008
It's time to go; you're an embarrassment to yourself and the Democratic Party
Comments (1) - March 27, 2008
More on politicians with defective zippers - March 27, 2008
Let the swiftboating commence in 4...3...2.... - March 27, 2008
Lies, and the lying liar who lyingly lies - March 27, 2008
Fair is fair.... - March 26, 2008
Yeah; I know...but it is funny.... - March 26, 2008
The body may be dead, but the head keeps touting her "experience" - March 26, 2008
In Clintonland, politics really is a blood sport
Comments (1) - March 26, 2008
Two stupids don't make a smart
Comments (2) - March 26, 2008
Is there a place beyond mind-numbingly stupid? If there is, these cretins are SO there.... - March 26, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 26, 2008
And she's the very personification of Evil, no? At the very least, she's a lousy liar.... - March 26, 2008
The end of an era
Comments (2) - March 25, 2008
Cheaters (and liars) never prosper
Comments (24) - March 25, 2008
An open letter to Sen. Hillary Clinton from a disappointed Democrat
Comments (4) - March 25, 2008
Welcome to Unintended Irony stadium...the new home of your Washington Nationals!
Comments (3) - March 25, 2008
It's only religious oppression when other people do it
Comments (2) - March 25, 2008
A tribute to 4000 dead Americans...and an homage to the two despots who would continue the carnage - March 25, 2008
Meanwhile...on Planet McCain, reality is what you make of it - March 25, 2008
Lies, damn lies, and statistics - March 25, 2008
Call me when Hillary feeds the multitudes with a loaf of bread and a fish - March 24, 2008
Is Sen. Clinton a liar or suffering from the early stages of Alzheimer's? - March 24, 2008
If only the Giggling Murderer was next....
Comments (3) - March 24, 2008
Democrats are better than this...aren't we??
Comments (1) - March 24, 2008
Congratulations...you just set race relations back about...oh, 30 years
Comments (2) - March 24, 2008
....and Jesus wept - March 24, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 24, 2008
Yeah, enough with the heroic deaths and the romantic traumatic brain injuries
Comments (2) - March 23, 2008
Now you know....
Comments (2) - March 23, 2008
Grab some fava beans and a nice Chianti, and you've got yourself a meal - March 23, 2008
Yeah...apparently our opinion counts only once every four years
Comments (4) - March 23, 2008
I suppose this is why it's called the GOPee?? - March 23, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 23, 2008
Hey, it's already sacrilegious...now it's just a matter of degree - March 23, 2008
Or think.... - March 22, 2008
I'm not a stalker...but if I was.... - March 22, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Michele Bachmann and remove all doubt
Comments (1) - March 22, 2008
News I really could have lived without - March 22, 2008
No, he didn't walk on water, but.... - March 22, 2008
NOW can we impeach the lying, inept, self-righteous, incompetent, clueless murdering bastard?? - March 22, 2008
Yeah...and y'all have backed him every step of the way
Comments (40) - March 21, 2008
Thanks, but I'll take her over Tony Snow any day
Comments (2) - March 21, 2008
Verily, only John McCain can save us now....
Comments (1) - March 21, 2008
Too bad most voters are idiots - March 21, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 21, 2008
Iraq, by the numbers
Comments (1) - March 21, 2008
Hey, can I get a piece of that? - March 20, 2008
Not that I would turn it down....
Comments (1) - March 20, 2008
OK...so remind me again why he's not qualified to be President.... - March 20, 2008
Call me when he's caught in flagrante delicto with a farm animal, 'kay??
Comments (1) - March 20, 2008
Because it's a metaphor for the clusterf--k in Iraq - March 20, 2008
Uh...if this is the biggest "problem" you can come up with.... - March 20, 2008
Um..hello?? That's called a "conscience".... - March 19, 2008
Everyone needs a skill - March 19, 2008
Remind me again why this man shouldn't be President....
Comments (8) - March 19, 2008
Being a Conservative Republican means never having to say you're sorry - March 19, 2008
Happy Warversary!! How's the carnage and destruction working out for you?? - March 19, 2008
Faster than a speeding bullet. Able to leap tall buildings in a single...uh, wait a minute....
Comments (2) - March 19, 2008
There are pet peeves and then there are things I just don't get
Comments (1) - March 18, 2008
Paging Billy Joel...we found the person who started the fire
Comments (1) - March 18, 2008
Is this why New Jersey is considered a swing state? - March 18, 2008
He's back...and he ain't happy about it.... - March 18, 2008
Nice legacy, eh? - March 18, 2008
And for her next trick, she's going to sell refrigerators to Eskimoes - March 17, 2008
Hey, it's worked for Barack Obama.... - March 17, 2008
It's good to know that politicians are reflections of our horribly flawed, thoroughly (&^%$# up selves
Comments (2) - March 17, 2008
A little Monday morning Schadenfreude - March 17, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 17, 2008
Yeah, some people have all the luck - March 17, 2008
I'm surprised Texas wasn't the first to do this
Comments (4) - March 16, 2008
It's time to send a message...because the world is watching
Comments (4) - March 16, 2008
Words do matter...and these are the ones we should be focusing on - March 16, 2008
One's man's fall from grace is another hooker's payday
Comments (2) - March 16, 2008
Hey, it worked for the Germans in the '30s and '40s - March 15, 2008
Republicans are people too...mean, hateful, ignorant people
Comments (4) - March 15, 2008
If a soldier falls in Iraq or Afghanistan, and no one here notices, does he even make a sound? - March 15, 2008
Yeah...you're only a partial sleazeball...job well done, eh?? - March 15, 2008
Hmm...we didn't need a Ph.D. for this one, did we??
Comments (3) - March 15, 2008
Hell, I'd do it for half that.... - March 14, 2008
So now Hillary says being treated like a rock star is a bad thing? - March 14, 2008
Inquiring minds want to know...and I'm here to help - March 14, 2008
Kill 'em all...let the superdelegates sort 'em out
Comments (5) - March 14, 2008
Please tell me that this isn't the sort of wingnuttery we want in the Oval Office - March 14, 2008
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - March 14, 2008
- March 13, 2008
How is it that I manage to miss all the fun?
Comments (7) - March 13, 2008
Isn't there a leash law in D.C.?
Comments (2) - March 13, 2008
This is what the kids call "thinking with the wrong head" - March 13, 2008
Hmm...methinks there won't be a spot for Keith Olbermann in Hillary Clinton's cabinet
Comments (9) - March 13, 2008
Time to be a real American again - March 12, 2008
When in doubt, blame the victim
Comments (4) - March 12, 2008
Why does this (&^%$#@ moron still have a job?
Comments (2) - March 12, 2008
Looks like someone's gonna be a sore loser.... - March 12, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - March 12, 2008
Because no one else will have them - March 11, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - March 11, 2008
I did not have sex with that woman...uh, wait...apparently, I did....
Comments (14) - March 11, 2008
There's stupid, there's brain-dead...and then there's Steve King - March 11, 2008
People unclear on the concept.... - March 11, 2008
Hey, even I had to laugh at this tone.... - March 10, 2008
Happy (&^%$#@ Monday...if you'll need me, I'll be playing Russian Roulette in the living room
Comments (7) - March 10, 2008
Another trip down the rabbit hole
Comments (1) - March 10, 2008
I'd like to slap one of these on my SUV
Comments (1) - March 10, 2008
It's not too soon to get your votes in for "Mother of the Year"....
Comments (1) - March 10, 2008
Free speech really can be, and often is, offensive speech - March 10, 2008
Yeah, let's see Hillary do this, eh? - March 10, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Steve King and Howard Wolfson and remove all doubt, eh? - March 9, 2008
Mirror, mirror on the wall...who's the scariest Democrat of all??
Comments (1) - March 9, 2008
'cuz Lord knows that half the delegates will be wearing scarlet letters of some sort
Comments (2) - March 9, 2008
Like anything else, pain is relative - March 9, 2008
No...no, it isn't
Comments (1) - March 9, 2008
Another stunning triumph for democracy...or, if you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em, #2
Comments (1) - March 9, 2008
Some sensible thoughts to live by
Comments (1) - March 8, 2008
And after that, we had to walk five miles in a driving snowstorm, uphill both ways.... - March 8, 2008
It looks like something may finally stick to Teflon Man, eh?
Comments (1) - March 8, 2008
Another stunning triumph for democracy...or, if you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em
Comments (4) - March 8, 2008
Doing the right thing for the right reasons
Comments (2) - March 8, 2008
Sadly, he's right - March 7, 2008
It sucks to be me...and other tales from the Dark Side
Comments (2) - March 7, 2008
Hey...can you order pizza on this thing?? - March 7, 2008
Perhaps the terrorists will defeat us by forcing us to spend our inheritance?
Comments (2) - March 7, 2008
Victory or death....
Comments (3) - March 7, 2008
At least with a dynasty you know what to expect - March 6, 2008
Democrats are better than this...aren't we??
Comments (3) - March 6, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Marion Cotillard and remove all doubt, eh?
Comments (4) - March 6, 2008
The Kiss of Death - March 6, 2008
Reason #37 why covering the Clinton campaign is no picnic - March 6, 2008
Over the top...even for me
Comments (2) - March 6, 2008
Since when is hatred a family value?
Comments (1) - March 5, 2008
Perhaps the single worst thing to come out of last night' primaries - March 5, 2008
This might be an issue worth letting die
Comments (5) - March 5, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - March 5, 2008
Nothing like a little booger mining to while away the down time on Primary Day - March 5, 2008
I guess that when he said "no onions or pickles", he really meant it... - March 5, 2008
Well...so much for the media's "Messiah Complex" - March 4, 2008
It's Primary Day! Vote early and vote often...or this could be your fate!! - March 4, 2008
You can't fix stupid...'cuz stupid votes
Comments (1) - March 4, 2008
Would it rhyme with "Oh, f--k"?? - March 4, 2008
News you can use...although for what I have no idea
Comments (2) - March 4, 2008
Uh...what about the other lapel?? - March 4, 2008
If this is Christianity...well, then...hail Satan! - March 3, 2008
This is how a true American patriot wins an election, no?
Comments (4) - March 3, 2008
Well, things can only improve from here...right??
Comments (9) - March 3, 2008
So, God really is a Republican? - March 3, 2008
You know that whole "Christian Love and Charity" thing? Never mind....
Comments (4) - March 3, 2008
And she votes.... - March 3, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - March 2, 2008
And they've always worked for me - March 2, 2008
Regular or Diet?? - March 2, 2008
And you wonder why I've been ashamed of my country for the past eight years....
Comments (4) - March 2, 2008
Ralph Nader's thought process - March 2, 2008
Don'tcha just love it when religious zealots devour their young?
Comments (1) - March 2, 2008
Yep; it's true...everything is derivative - March 2, 2008
People am stoopid - March 1, 2008
Ah, hypocrisy...thou has apparently taken over the mind of Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © - March 1, 2008
If Barack Obama wanted to go negative....
Comments (1) - March 1, 2008
Vote early and often - March 1, 2008
Welcome to the pity party...no invitations required
Comments (4) - March 1, 2008
Stay tuned...this is about what we can expect
