March 15, 2008 6:00 AM

Hell, I'd do it for half that....

Larry Flynt Offers Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 Million For Nude Shoot

You know, I understand that Larry Flynt wants to strike while the iron is hot, but a million bucks? For naked pictures of a hooker?? Hey, I’d offer myself up for half that. Good God, man…I’d walk through Times Square during morning rush hour wearing nothing but a smile. For 500 large? I’d be doing naked backflips in Times Square for that. ‘Course, I’m (thankfully) not the one who’s been doing the (soon to be ex-) Governor of New York. Eww…I don’t think anyone would want the sordid details of THAT, especially me.

Yeah, I’m carrying about 10 extra pounds, but for a half mil, I could be persuaded to lose those in a helluva hurry, knowhutimean?? Bikini wax? Hey, I’m there, man. Anything else you might need…well, just let me know, ‘kay??

I’m just trying to help you out by saving you some money, Larry. Call me, man; we can help each other out….

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