Over the past couple of days, I’ve been inundated with emails all asking the same question: “Jack, I want to use a prostitute, but I just don’t know how to go about it. Isn’t there some sort of instruction manual and/or rate chart on da Interweb??” Well, it’s lucky for y’all that I just happen to know where to look for the answer to this question. It’s not that I have any personal experience, of course, because today marks 17,496 consective days for me without engaging the services of a prostitute. Nonetheless, being that this is da Interweb we’re talking about, the answer to virtually any question is available…if only you know where to look. Man, I really should charge for this stuff, knowhutimean?? I could call myself a consultant and charge a couple hundred dollars an hour…. ;-)
As a TPRS public service, I’m here to tell you that if you really want to know the rules governing using a prostitute, this is the place you want to go. Remember, I’m only doing this because I care (and because I can help)…but don’t go blaming me if you come home with something that requires an ointment and a course of antibiotics (not to mention a court date), ‘kay? You’re on your own there, cowboy….
