March 6, 2008 6:07 AM

The Kiss of Death

If I were the Democratic Presidential nominee, I would order my campaign to run a TV commercial with this picture (as well as the montage after the jump) as it’s centerpiece several times a day nationwide until Election Day. Yes, nothing quite says “(&^%, dude…you’re hosed!!” than being endorsed by Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © and then posing with him wearing a $#!t-eating grin plastered on your mug . What in the HELL was John McCain thinking? This assumes, of course, that there was something resembling an honest-to-God thought process taking place.

Man, you’d think he’d want to put a metaphorical ocean between himself and ANYTHING associated with The Worst President EVER © , wouldn’t you? Why would anyone want to associate himself with this sorry excuse for a human being President simply defies logic. If I were to run for President as a Republican (perish the thought), I’d immediately wrap The Worst President EVER © in several layers of duct tape. Then I’d stuff him in broom closet in the White House sub-basement until the day AFTER Election Day.

After the past eight years or war, ineptitude, lies, corruption, I can’t imagine how running on the Republican ticket as Bush Lite © is going to work to McCain’s advantage. Then again, if you’d told me that a Republican could steal an election back in 2000, I would have laughed and bought you another beer. McCain seems to feel that glomming onto the Bush legacy is the surest way to the hearts of GOP Conservatives. Of course, most observers understand that this is a train wreck looking for a place to happen. You can count on seeing these pictures repeatedly from now unto Election Day, and it’s probably the best weapon that Democrats will have.

This nation needs to recover and separate itself from the Bush years. These pictures of McCain and The Decider © together can and should be taken as proof that during a McCain presidency, NOTHING will change.

WE DESERVE BETTER.

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