IS CARLA BRUNI KNOCKED UP AGAIN?: Forget the US Presidential election…that’s SO last week. What inquiring mind want to know this week is this: is Ms. Bruni with child already? And is it just me, or is she the second coming of Jacqueline Onassis…with a French accent? Who says history isn’t circular?
Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus: Now if she could just do the same thing with her mother….
Canada defiant over annual seal pup cull: It’s our party, and we’ll bludgeon baby seals if we want to. Game on, eh?
Other Embarrassing, Faded Stars Appear on Television Too: News Flash: George Michael has a recurring role in an American TV series…as himself (yeah, that oughtta stretch the ol’ acting muscles, eh??). Even better for him, there are no recurring jokes about soliciting sex in public toilets. Yippee….
Ever Wonder How Models Feel About Barack Obama? You’ll Be Sorry You Asked!: Four words: no discernible brainwave activity….
Kern alleges ‚Äö√Ñ√≤hate campaign’ backlash after she compared LGBT community to terrorists: Man, it’s SO hard to be a hateful, mean-spirited ignoramus these days, ain’t it?
People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties: The Flaming Wackjob Party hopes to be on the ballot in all 50 states for the general election.
Sex Offender Running For Texas Mayor, While Naked: James Brian Sliter is just like any other small town politician who wants to make a difference…except that he likes to have sex with 15-year-old girls he meets on da Interweb.
Sexy Politics: Got a cause you’d like to attract some attention to? Well, meet the capitalists who can provide you with a barely-safe-for-work striptease while selling your cause. My God, I just LOVE America! Don’t you??
March 30, 2008 6:11 AM