Aagghhh…the four words I’d hoped and prayed I’d never hear: “Lindsay Lohan sex tape”.
And, no, I am NOT making this up…as much as I wish that were true: there are wackjobs out there with WAY too much time on their hand…because they’re sporting Ron Paul tattoos. Uh, those things are permanent, y’all. This is your brain…this is your brain on drugs. Ugghhh….
Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV), despite reports that he’s been dead since 1976, is apparently returning to the Senate…proof once again of the healing and restorative powers of Kentucky bourbon.
Scooter Libby’s been disbarred. Does this mean he can’t be a jailhouse lawyer?
Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © : Pathological liar? Or idiot-in chief? Uh…how about both?
Former New York Governor has been offered $1 million dollars by Playgirl Magazine to show off the family jewels. (Yeah, and we’d find out that the last time anyone saw anything that small, it had an eraser on the end.) Surely, SOMEONE out there can raise that $1 million so that Spitzer can keep his shorts on? Please??
Does anyone REALLY want to see this man naked??
Hmm…State Department contractors were poking around the confidential passport file of Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL)? It’s OK, though; we have it from the highest levels of the State Department that there was no political intent involved. Yeah, like we’d trust the word of the folks who worked so hard to bring us The Excellent Adventure in Iraq © ….
It seems that a photograph of former President Bill Clinton and the Rev. Jeremiah Wright has surfaced. Yes, that sound you heard was the entire Hillary Clinton campaign holding their breath as they hope and pray that the controversy they’ve helped to fuel will somehow quietly fade into oblivion.
And what would a Friday be without being able to use “Ashely Alexander Dupre” and “Girls Gone Wild” in the same sentence? Yes, my life is complete…and I can now die a happy man.
Good Lord, will the madness NEVER end??
