March 24, 2008 5:32 AM

Yeah, enough with the heroic deaths and the romantic traumatic brain injuries

I must say, I’m a little envious. If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed. It must be exciting for you…in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You’re really making history, and thanks.

Soldiers, shame on you for arousing our president’s envy. You must stop making multiple tours of duty battling foreign militias in a faraway land look like so much fun. While you’re romantically running around dodging roadside bombs, the president is stuck in the White House, pushing glazed salmon around his dinner plate. Stop enticing the president. We could lose him again. The last time he got excited about a war, he joined the Alabama National Guard, and nobody could find him.

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are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party or one of it’s front groups like aclu or the new york times?

Are you now or have you ever been guilty of consuming a controlled hallucinogenic substance?

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