April 2008 Archives
- April 30, 2008
Sometimes, you just have to close your eyes, drop trou, and slide on the ice
Comments (5) - April 30, 2008
Freedom of religion...as long as that religion is Christianity
Comments (1) - April 30, 2008
There's more than one way to circumnavigate the separation of Church and State - April 30, 2008
If you need me, I'll be playing Russian Roulette on the living room floor. - April 30, 2008
What, like you have a better explanation?? - April 29, 2008
Life is full of risks; I suppose the challenge lies in knowing which ones to take - April 29, 2008
Maverick (n.): Republican for "I'll say (or do) whatever it takes to get elected."
Comments (2) - April 29, 2008
Where not to go on a first date - April 29, 2008
While Rome burned.... - April 29, 2008
Ignorace, hatred...and, best of all, he's John McCain's spiritual adviser - April 28, 2008
Life really is what happens while you're making other plans
Comments (1) - April 28, 2008
Isn't this where our bile should be directed?? - April 28, 2008
You can't win a championship in April...but you certainly can get your fill of fat men in Armani suits - April 28, 2008
Yeah, but at least it's fair and balanced.... - April 27, 2008
Too bad nobody's listening - April 27, 2008
Every now and again the well runs dry - April 27, 2008
I always knew there was something different about these two - April 27, 2008
Somewhere, Dana Carvey is smiling.... - April 26, 2008
Boys and their toys....
Comments (2) - April 26, 2008
Going where angels fear to tread - April 26, 2008
Methinks perhaps someone's been spending way too much time watching the "700 Club" - April 26, 2008
If he starts break dancing, I'm outta here - April 25, 2008
Go to Hell. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200. Go directly to Hell. NOW.
Comments (-1) - April 25, 2008
Deja vu all over again
Comments (1) - April 25, 2008
As expected, the American Kennel Club announced it's endorsement decision yesterday - April 25, 2008
And in the naked light I saw...10,000 people with the munchies
Comments (5) - April 25, 2008
Party on, Garth.... - April 24, 2008
I'll even have it delivered to your door! - April 24, 2008
The journey from paragon to parody is shorter than I'd imagined
Comments (4) - April 24, 2008
In a break from ongoing Democratic Primary death march....
Comments (-1) - April 24, 2008
If Satan were a pundit, he'd be Tony Snow
Comments (-2) - April 24, 2008
It's called a fantasy for a reason, y'all....
Comments (-1) - April 24, 2008
Sometimes, a picture really is worth a thousand words. In this case, though, two will do just fine.
Comments (1) - April 24, 2008
Because if we just throw a few more dead Americans at the problem.... - April 23, 2008
Random pointless thoughts - April 23, 2008
Do you smell what Barack is cooking? - April 23, 2008
This week's nomination for the Subliminal Message Hall of Fame
Comments (1) - April 23, 2008
Join the brave fight for truth, Jesus...and the elimination of TruckNutz | TrackBacks (-1) - April 23, 2008
Doing less...with less - April 23, 2008
Is it July yet...or should I just commit seppuku and be done with it? - April 22, 2008
Is anybody out there??
Comments (5) - April 22, 2008
If walks like a Nazi and talks like a Nazi....
Comments (-1) - April 22, 2008
If your "religion" can be mentioned in the same breath as "child abuse", you've pretty much forfeited your "right" to parenthood - April 22, 2008
'Tis the season for the birds and the bees and the...hip checks? | TrackBacks (-4) - April 22, 2008
I hope that we'll be able to discuss things that actually matter - April 21, 2008
If we are in fact a product of our environment, then I should be on the lookout for latte-swilling snipers as I race through a minefield chased by my belt-wielding father and my childhood fears- all while I wonder what sort of parent I might have been.
Comments (3) - April 21, 2008
And this was just the morning session.... - April 21, 2008
The Olympic spirit. Catch it. Or die trying. - April 21, 2008
Another fine product of our public school system - April 21, 2008
Now this kind of airline merger we could all get behind - April 21, 2008
And I suppose being a researcher on this project required a few bloodtests along the way? - April 21, 2008
No, it's not a remake of "Swamp Thing"...but it's not far off - April 20, 2008
Sometimes, this very intelligent person can be incredibly (&^%$#@ stupid.... - April 20, 2008
A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do
Comments (2) - April 20, 2008
Hypocrisy and nationalism disguised as "righteous" anger
Comments (2) - April 20, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (-7)| TrackBacks (-2) - April 20, 2008
Being ashamed means never actually have to take any concrete steps - April 20, 2008
New rules on being an elitist - April 19, 2008
Yes, kids...you, too, can have a rewarding career as a drug-addled, brain-dead headline writer
Comments (3) - April 19, 2008
Because it's the right thing to do...and for the right reasons
Comments (1) - April 19, 2008
This is how we support our troops?? - April 19, 2008
Ah...there's nothing quite so vicariously voyeuristic as watching someone else air their dirty laundry, is there? - April 19, 2008
2 rms, riv vu - April 19, 2008
Yeah, it not's going to happen, but work with me here | TrackBacks (-1) - April 18, 2008
Ain't none of us getting any younger....
Comments (7) - April 18, 2008
Let's impeach the President-for-Life (apologies to Neil Young) - April 18, 2008
Too bad Bruce Springsteen isn't a superdelegate - April 18, 2008
This is what happens when Presidential politics gets confused with Entertainment Tonight - April 18, 2008
But thanks for asking.... - April 18, 2008
We're from the government, and we're here to...oh, screw it.... - April 17, 2008
It's a rough life.... - April 17, 2008
I love my country, but when I realize what it's become, it's difficult not to be ashamed of it
Comments (-9) - April 17, 2008
Not so black and white, is it??
Comments (1) - April 17, 2008
I'm sure that the 4000+ who came home in flag-draped boxes would want in on the debate - April 17, 2008
And you wonder why I'm no longer a Sprint customer....
Comments (2) - April 17, 2008
Your tax dollars at...oh, never mind....
Comments (1) - April 16, 2008
Sometimes, words fail me.... - April 16, 2008
Clueless, pointless...and built to stay that way - April 16, 2008
Why the Democratic primary campaign is like a frat party with TV cameras - April 16, 2008
Today's sign that the Apoclaypse is upon us - April 16, 2008
No, it's not pronounced "Lie-berman"...but it probably should be - April 16, 2008
And after you've succeeded in coaxing her out of it, you've got breakfast - April 16, 2008
Winning isn't everything...it's the ONLY thing
Comments (-1) - April 15, 2008
His future children owe a debt of gratitude to his doctor - April 15, 2008
Another day...another day wishing I could play Russian Roulette
Comments (1) - April 15, 2008
A woman of the Sheeple...and a legend in her own mind
Comments (1) - April 15, 2008
When you fire a weapon, you might want to be certain the barrel isn't pointed your way - April 15, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - April 15, 2008
Your tax dollars at work...to pay caddies - April 15, 2008
Off with her head! - April 14, 2008
Forget Obama...the male 18-25 demographic wants to know if she's gonna take her clothes off.... - April 14, 2008
You can have my gun when you pry it from Hillary Clinton's cold, dead fingers - April 14, 2008
Welcome to Hell...we like to call it Citizenship and Immigration Services - April 14, 2008
Go Fox yourself...or, the truth is whatever Brit Hume decides it is
Comments (-2) - April 14, 2008
From the Department of Schadenfreude Department.... - April 14, 2008
Yet another reason why I don't miss Houston - April 13, 2008
A new package, but still the same rich, creamy goodness you've come to expect
Comments (5) - April 13, 2008
Yessirree...karma can be a real b---h, can't she? Must. suppress. urge. to. laugh. maniacally.
Comments (1) - April 13, 2008
Medic!! - April 13, 2008
Hillary, get your gun...and don't forget you cheap political opportunism while you're at it - April 13, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (-5) - April 13, 2008
Human rights as if they really mattered - April 12, 2008
Europe: the new Tennessee?
Comments (-1) - April 12, 2008
Just in time for Christmas....Hello Kitty tombstones
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-7) - April 12, 2008
So, the stork really doesn't deliver babies??
Comments (-1) - April 12, 2008
Lower ethics. Every day. - April 11, 2008
And it only took them 7 1/2 years to figure this out
Comments (1) - April 11, 2008
I tell you what...if I make it to 96, I'll learn how to skate and throw a hip check - April 11, 2008
This just in...image of toast appears on Jesus Christ! Film @ 11!!
Comments (1) - April 11, 2008
When your expectations are in the toilet, it ain't tough to exceed them - April 11, 2008
And they call us defeatocrats.... - April 10, 2008
I just finished installing Movable Type 4!
Comments (3) - April 10, 2008
It's time to stop the senseless brutality
Comments (1) - April 10, 2008
Like we don't already know which dickweed Texas Libertarian/Republican was the one vote
Comments (7) - April 10, 2008
Land of the free, home of the White - April 10, 2008
Next, they'll be telling me that the price of ramen is going to triple - April 10, 2008
For those of you trying to lose weight
Comments (2) - April 9, 2008
A long time coming.... - April 9, 2008
One of these things is not like the others - April 9, 2008
Uh...and this is apropos of what?? - April 9, 2008
Well, they were the ones who broke the rules, no? - April 9, 2008
And did you know you can get HIV/AIDS from doorknobs and toilet seats??
Comments (7) - April 9, 2008
Like Fox News needs another self-righteous, hypocritical blowhard - April 8, 2008
In memoriam...and no, I couldn't do it with a straight face, either - April 8, 2008
Time to do the right thing
Comments (3) - April 8, 2008
If you'd like, I'll sign your...um...bosoms...for no extra charge - April 8, 2008
Who knew that war came with a "born on" date? - April 8, 2008
Wow.... - April 7, 2008
File this one under "Things I Never Thought I'd See In My Lifetime"
Comments (1) - April 7, 2008
Basketball as if it actually mattered - April 7, 2008
Another day another Hill-arious "misstatement" from Hillary Clinton
Comments (4) - April 7, 2008
At least Democrats recognize a good deal, eh?
Comments (1) - April 7, 2008
Now this is democracy - April 7, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - April 6, 2008
Crash and burn....
Comments (3) - April 6, 2008
A problem I'd like to have...I think.... - April 6, 2008
Viva Mexico...or not.... - April 6, 2008
Deja vu all over again - April 5, 2008
Cheaters (and liars) never prosper...but they can run for President - April 5, 2008
We're not racist, we just play them on the teevee.... - April 5, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (-1) - April 5, 2008
Yeah, but if she was a real American, she'd vote Republican - April 5, 2008
This must be God's way of telling you that you've got too damn much money
Comments (1) - April 5, 2008
I can think of no more appropriate homage to The Worst President EVER © - April 4, 2008
Reason #1 why I miss the '70s: the hair
Comments (1) - April 4, 2008
Stupid and mean-spirited knows no ideology
Comments (3) - April 4, 2008
Reality takes a holiday
Comments (2) - April 4, 2008
And you'd probably give him a raise as well - April 4, 2008
Nothing like a little feigned familiarity to win some votes, eh? - April 3, 2008
The breasts...they have spoken...and it was good
Comments (1) - April 3, 2008
The front runner to be John McCain's VP?? - April 3, 2008
Noblesse oblige is not a valid reason to run for President
Comments (3) - April 3, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - April 2, 2008
Uh...what? Sorry, I was distracted.... ;-) - April 2, 2008
Truth? It's whatever works best when you're trying to score political points....
Comments (1) - April 2, 2008
Killing the Golden Goose
Comments (2) - April 2, 2008
Back to the Dark Ages
Comments (1) - April 2, 2008
And the difference would be...? - April 1, 2008
One step forward, four steps back - April 1, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - April 1, 2008
'Cuz it sure as Hell beats talking about the economy.... - April 1, 2008
The game's so much easier when you can make up the rules and/or ignore the ones you don't like - April 1, 2008
Wake up and smell the cat litter....
Comments (1)