A secret cabal of historians has reached the same conclusion as millions of Earthlings: George W. Bush is the worst president ever, or perhaps second only to James Buchanan. In a shocking survey by George Mason University’s History News Network, 61% of bespectacled stack-dwellers acknowledged that their many years of research, reflection, and professional inquiry pointed to the terrible and incontrovertible fact of George Bush’s assiness.
Yes, after many arduous years of research somewhere in their ivory towers, some 61% of historians agree on one salient point: Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © really IS The Worst President EVER ©. Uh…now there’s a news flash, eh??
It’s not all The Decider’s © fault, however. After all, it was the American Sheeple who put him in power…and the man may not be quite as stupid as most of us believe. It’s possible that he indeed IS every bit as stupid and intellectually vacant as we suspect, but let’s give credit where credit is due. Despite getting fewer votes than Al Gore in 2000, Commander Codpiece © managed to steal himself a Presidential election. The, four years later, he and his talented band of Josef Goebbels wannabes propagandized and fear-mongered more than 54 million sheeple to cast their votes for four more years of the same $#!&.
I could spend much time and energy debunking Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader’s © propaganda exercise disguised as a speech yesterday, but Keith Olbermann has done the heavy lifting for me. I would highly recommend watching this clip, because Olbermann does a masterful job of fact-checking and calling b.s. on this sorry excuse for a human being President. Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © strangled the facts, repackaged and regurgitated the propaganda/talking points, and spoke with the absolute, unyielding conviction common to despots and mass murderers. This is a President who clearly believes that Congress’ primary duty is to bend to his will, and who believes that the American Sheeple see him as he sees himself: ordained by God.
Truth may be the first casualty of war, but it was certainly the first casualty of this Administration. WE DESERVE BETTER….
NOW CAN WE IMPEACH THE LYING BASTARD??
