OK, so who is Muck Fizzou…and do I really care enough to donate two hours of my life to watching Kansas and Memphis battle for…yawn…all that is Good, Right, and Holy? Eh, probably not…I was pretty much done once North Carolina and UCLA (the two schools I dreamed of playing for when I was a schoolboy basketball schlub picking splinters out of my shorts) got rolled on Saturday.
Maybe I’ll clean my bathroom and catch the highlights on SportsCenter….
