Does showering with a friend make me an environmentalist?
Is "dinner and a movie" code for "Damn; looks like I'll be paying for sex tonight?" And, if it is, does that make it tax-deductible as a business expense?
It's an empirical fact that a cat will always land on its feet and toast will always land on the floor buttered side down. So, if you strap a piece of toast (buttered side up) to the back of a cat and toss the cat off a roof, will it tear a hole in the space/time continuum?
If life is a series of tests, will someone PLEASE tell me where the answer key is??
Does the smell of burnt toast and fire extinguisher foam mean that breakfast is ready?
Bob thought he was in pretty good shape...until his doctor forced him to admit that his exercise routine could be summed up in three words: "Lather. Rinse. Repeat."
I realize that Jon Stewart asked this question first, but it's still relevant: If Barack Obama is elected President, will he in fact enslave the White race?
Why are relationships so damn hard...and yet invading a sovereign country under false pretexts is so damn easy?
Did not! Did too!! Did not! Did too!!
April 23, 2008 5:59 AM