April 1, 2008 5:55 AM

Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a professional vintage negative, with rights, featuring San Francisco Giants great Willie Mays NUDE from the waste down. That’s right, Mays is pictured completely NUDE from the waste down. This is the first and only time a photo of Mays like this has been offered to collectors. This photo was taken before Mays received a shot from the team physician during the Giants spring training on February 25, 1963. This item has incredible resale value as you will receive the full copyright and ownership, giving you the right to reproduce this negative as you wish. Due to the nature of this image I have placed a Giants logo to cover Mays. The original negative is 100% authentic and has not been altered in any way. Feel free to contact me with any questions. Please view my other items for more amazing vintage sports memorabilia. Good luck bidding!

How much would you pay to see Willie Mays’ circa 1963 Johnson? Apparently, someone out there thinks that this is the sort of thing that will fetch beaucoup bucks. This being America, the seller just might be right. Yes, you could be the first person on your block to have a photo of Mays’ unadorned wang hanging in your living room. I suppose it’s true that there really is no accounting for taste, but I’d be willing to bet that someone out there is willing to pay any amount of money to own a photo of Willie Mays in his well-hung younger days.

Best of all, since the winning bidder would be getting the original negative, he (or she) could turn around and try to profit off the Mays family jewels. Don’tcha just LOVE America? What a country….

Oddly enough, no one seems to be willing to ask Willie Mays what he thinks bout the possibility of his nether regions becoming a profit center. Anyone with a conscience would at least give him a cut of the profits, don’tchathink?

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