New Kids on the Block reuniting: I suppose it really is true- there are no original ideas anymore. EVERYTHING is derivative…and a pointless attempt to recapture what we think was our youth. Honey…have you seen my parachute pants??
Poll: 81 percent think US on wrong track: See, Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © was right; he really IS a uniter.
Mark Steel: You couldn’t make it up (unless you’re Hillary, that is): Wait…you mean she really didn’t single-handedly solve the crisis in Northern Ireland?
Clintons had income of over $109 million since 2000: So who says public service isn’t rewarding?
Man steals guitar by putting it down pants: Hey, is that a Les Paul in your short, or are you just glad to see me?
Minneapolis woman bites pit bull to save her dog: Woman bites dog. No, really.
Dobson lashes out at McCain for not kissing his ring: Oh, come on, Jim; don’t you have an airport men’s room you should be hanging out in?
The Myth of Bowling: So Sen. Barack Obama rolled a 37. Big deal; everyone knows that Presidential elections aren’t decided in bowling alleys. They’re decided by Republican media consultants and their attack ads.
Psychologist pleads not guilty to rape: Who says teachers get to have all the fun??
N.J. Police Nab 91 Gang Suspects, One Gator: And you wonder why New Jersey is called “the Garden State”….
April 5, 2008 6:17 AM
