Lindsay Lohan to go nude in indie movie to prove she’s a ‘serious actress’: I don’t know whether to be excited or disheartened. Man, if have to pull the full Monty in order to prove your seriousness, I’m in BIG trouble. Trust me, you do NOT want to see my big ten-inch record (apologies to Steven Tyler) plastered on the silver screen….
Bill toughens law on visual sexual aggression against children in Maine: Those who peer at children in public could find themselves on the wrong side of the law in Maine soon. A bill that passed the House last month aims to strengthen the crime of visual sexual aggression against children…. Yes, kids…you read that correctly. In Maine, it’s now a Class C felony to “view” children in a public place. Watch for the Constitutional challenge in 4…3…2….
UI scientists seek marijuana smokers for pot study: And they’ll pay you $600?? Dude, where these folks when I was in college? ]
Boston newsman protests Bill O’Reilly’s Emmy Award: Bill O’Reilly? An example of journalistic integrity? Yeah…and I’m the Queen of England.
Olympic Torch Emits 5,500 Tons of CO2: OK, so how long before Bill O’Reilly blames this on Al Gore?
Kidney-go-round: Surgeons carry out SIX simultaneous transplants on mix-and-match patients: And coming in at #1, and giving a whole new meaning to the term “Chinese Fire Drill”….
Petraeus rules out run for president: Well, thanks for clearing that up. For awhile there, I was worried that we just just moments away from a military dictatorship.
Lonely Planet writer says he made up part of books: Uh…that guide book you’re reading to get ready for your upcoming and eagerly anticipated to the wilds of East Bumfuckistan? Well, you might want to try another guidebook…’cuz it’s entire possible that the author never set foot in the place.
April 13, 2008 7:15 AM
