Guns for Vasectomies: OK, so which one of these things is not like the other?
Right wing video warns: Gays are plotting to invade City Hall: Yes, and before you know it, they'll be staffing information tables at candidate forums, recruiting our children....
Rats cause famine scare in Indian state, officials say: OK, that trip to India is DEFINITELY off....
House, Senate move bills that threaten teacher merit pay: Hey, it's Floriduh...where ranked 48th nationally in public edumication is just fine, thank you. When all you need to worry about reading is the Bible, how much edumication does a person REALLY need?
Space capsule lands 260 miles off-target: Um, yeah...if you woke up to find a space capsule in your back yard, the Russian Space Agency would REALLY like it back.
Locked Up, Knocked Up: Twenty glorious mug shots in our end-of-week extravaganza: Ah, yes...no week would be completely without The Smoking Gun's salute to the products of America's public schools. Party on, Garth...
Report: The Future Might Not Suck: Here's the problem, though: we'll all be too damn old to enjoy it.
Correction of the Month: The Dalai Lama Gave You AIDS: Here's a tips for you college journalism major: FACT CHECKING GOOD!!
GOP Rep.: Revoke Jimmy Carter's passport for Hamas visits: Yeah...where ARE the Thought Police when you really need them??
'Naughty' Brooklyn gets porn party: So...Brooklyn, NY, is America's "porn capitol", based on the concentration of paid subscriptions to porn sites? Man, someone really ought to tell these losers how dey can get da boobies fer free....
April 20, 2008 5:23 AM