May 2008 Archives
- May 31, 2008
Say hello to yet another existential crisis
Comments (1) - May 31, 2008
And with any luck there will be a lot of it - May 31, 2008
Critical thinking as if it really mattered
Comments (-1) - May 30, 2008
Film at 11.... - May 30, 2008
So, Republicans really do eat their young?
Comments (-3) - May 30, 2008
Deja vu all over again...in Cleveland, of all places - May 30, 2008
Four more years!! - May 29, 2008
If it's Thursday, I must be on my way back to Cleveland...again - May 29, 2008
Say hello to the Rachael Ray "scarf of terror"
Comments (3) - May 29, 2008
Perhaps the single most egregious and incoherent example of ignorant hero worship you will see in this lifetime...or the next
Comments (1) - May 29, 2008
So, hatred is a family value, then??
Comments (-2) - May 28, 2008
And let's just say that there's a surplus of mystery in my life these days - May 28, 2008
Amazing how one can grow a conscience when one has a book to sell, eh??
Comments (3) - May 28, 2008
Now here's a problem John McCain wouldn't mind having
Comments (2) - May 28, 2008
Thank you for flying Hell Airlines Flight 666 to Houston - May 28, 2008
Then again, Joe Lieberman would sleep with the devil if it bought him another term in the Seanate
Comments (-1) - May 27, 2008
No, she's no Hillary Clinton...and thank God for that, eh??
Comments (2) - May 27, 2008
Vacant, hypocritical...and apparently built to stay that way. - May 27, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - May 27, 2008
Yeah, it's a matter of principle...even if it means a third Bush term.
Comments (1) - May 26, 2008
Remembering the fallen. Brought to you by Burger King. - May 26, 2008
Because only "real" Americans deserve to celebrate today - May 26, 2008
You don't get paid to think....
Comments (-1) - May 26, 2008
Next he'll be telling us he wants to bring our troops home from Iraq - May 26, 2008
Memo to those who aim to follow in her footsteps: When you (&^% up this badly, shut up, stop your whining and "message control", and take your medicine
Comments (1) - May 26, 2008
And anything would be an improvement over the past eight years - May 25, 2008
I'm Hillary Clinton...and I approved this message - May 25, 2008
OK...now you've just gone too damn far....
Comments (-5) - May 25, 2008
I'm allergic to the Drudge Report, but somehow I don't think that's going away for my benefit any time soon - May 25, 2008
Civil rights: you won't miss them when they're gone - May 25, 2008
Dumber and dumber, protecting the Homeland from the fashion terrorists
Comments (-1) - May 25, 2008
When you lose track of the lies and the propaganda, what you have is a man who will say and do anything to be President - May 24, 2008
My new hero....
Comments (1) - May 24, 2008
Flying past the last rest stop on the Expressway to Hell
Comments (-1) - May 24, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - May 23, 2008
If you are truly fortunate, at least once in the course of your lifetime you will see yourself as you truly are
Comments (-2) - May 23, 2008
Hey, sometimes you just gotta laugh at the absurdity of it all....
Comments (1) - May 23, 2008
And now...a word from our sponsor....
Comments (1) - May 23, 2008
Still glad you voted Republican? Don't you wish everyone would?? | TrackBacks (-1) - May 22, 2008
Don't feel bad...I'm sure you can always slap another magnetic ribbon on your SUV
Comments (-1) - May 22, 2008
Apparently, we had a guest in town while I was in Cleveland??
Comments (-1) - May 22, 2008
By whatever means necessary - May 22, 2008
My karma ran over your dogma
Comments (-1) - May 22, 2008
Because any REAL American would be eating meat - May 21, 2008
No, it's not Paradise, and no, you can't even see it from here - May 21, 2008
And it would appear the errorists have won - May 21, 2008
Notes cobbled together while falling in love in a coffee shop
Comments (2) - May 21, 2008
Freedom of speech...when it's convenient and doesn't advocate anything that might be construed as offensive - May 21, 2008
OK...next question? - May 20, 2008
We support our troops...just as long as they come home in boxes and we don't have to spend any money on them - May 20, 2008
It's not Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell, but you can see it from here
Comments (-4) - May 20, 2008
And it was easier than actually doing something - May 20, 2008
Didn't I see this in a Woody Allen movie?? - May 20, 2008
Ah, ya just gotta love dem familee valyews.... - May 20, 2008
So when do I get my call??
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-1) - May 19, 2008
Good things come to those willing to live in the moment...right?? - May 19, 2008
We're #1!!
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (-1) - May 19, 2008
What didn't happen at my place this weekend - May 19, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Kevin James and remove all lingering doubt - May 19, 2008
The man who would say anything to become President - May 19, 2008
Ladies and gentleman...start your lawyers!! | TrackBacks (-5) - May 18, 2008
Yes, today really IS just another day in Paradise
Comments (-1) - May 18, 2008
Meanwhile...looking on the bright side....
Comments (1) - May 18, 2008
But Heaven help you if you decide to have an abortion
Comments (-1) - May 17, 2008
And remember...if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, you're probably a Republican congressman - May 17, 2008
All quiet on the Western Front...finally - May 17, 2008
You mean life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is more than just a pithy saying on a magnetic ribbon??
Comments (-1) - May 17, 2008
Dumber than a bag of hammers...and built to stay that way - May 17, 2008
Finally, someone with the moral fortitude to call out Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader ©
Comments (-1) - May 17, 2008
Laughter really is the best medicine...especially when it comes at Bill O'Reilly's expense - May 17, 2008
Yeah...apparently it was hit by a truck hauling a load of cocktail sauce - May 16, 2008
All hail the victor
Comments (2) - May 16, 2008
One the Internet, everyone knows you're a slut...or, yet another reason to love Google Maps - May 16, 2008
Always leave 'em wanting more - May 16, 2008
America doesn't torture...freedom tickles - May 16, 2008
Get. over. yourselves. NOW.
Comments (-1) - May 16, 2008
Well, at least he's consistent - May 15, 2008
Someday, I'm going to have the opportunity to buy this man a beer...or six
Comments (4) - May 15, 2008
Can't we all get along? No? Well, OK, then...crawl back under your rock. - May 15, 2008
Too true.... - May 15, 2008
Ethel!! The g-----n Libruls are at it again!! Hide the kids!!!
Comments (-1) - May 15, 2008
Well, it certainly sounded good at the time, no? - May 14, 2008
Now here's a fair trade: 4000+ dead Americans, and Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © stops playing golf
Comments (-1) - May 14, 2008
At least someone in the room has a grip on reality - May 14, 2008
No, for the last time...you CAN'T have a Playstation! - May 14, 2008
There...the man's a patriot. Happy now??
Comments (2) - May 13, 2008
That's it; I'm done. Call me after the convention.
Comments (3) - May 13, 2008
Because it sure is a helluva more interesting than having a rational, reality-based debate - May 13, 2008
If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours...well, you're probably a Republican Congressman - May 12, 2008
Stop your whining. Get over yourself. Let's focus on burying John McCain, shall we?? - May 12, 2008
On today's episode of "People unclear on the concept".... - May 12, 2008
Go to Hell. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200. Go directly to Hell. NOW....
Comments (1) - May 12, 2008
And you thought the tenor of debate was going to improve
Comments (-1) - May 12, 2008
I'm glad I got out when I did - May 11, 2008
Happy Mother's Day...to those of you in a position to celebrate it - May 11, 2008
Yo' mama's so ugly she'd make a mime scream....
Comments (-1) - May 11, 2008
And now to sports.... - May 11, 2008
Finally...someone is talking sense - May 11, 2008
A hundred dead is a tragedy. A million is a statistic. - May 11, 2008
And to think that I once respected these people - May 10, 2008
Thanks; you've been wonderful. Now go away, willya??? - May 10, 2008
...and "hard-working White people" at that.... ;-) - May 10, 2008
If you hooked him up to an EEG monitor, I doubt the needle would budge
Comments (-2) - May 10, 2008
And the good news is that there's plenty of time for the remaining 2% - May 9, 2008
Want to make the world a better place? Here's a good place to start. - May 9, 2008
Who says history isn't circular? - May 9, 2008
As if we needed any further evidence of her self-interest and double standard
Comments (3) - May 9, 2008
You know you're about to have a very bad day when.... - May 8, 2008
Mama's little boy may finally be all growed up
Comments (-1) - May 8, 2008
Memo to PC Nation: get over yourselves already.... - May 8, 2008
Well, you could do the right...but it's really all about your ego, isn't it? - May 7, 2008
Simplicity for sanity's sake
Comments (-1) - May 7, 2008
Being a neoConservative means being able and willing to bomb your problems away
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-1) - May 7, 2008
Well, that certainly confirms my suspicions.... - May 7, 2008
Now that's dedication
Comments (1) - May 7, 2008
Yes, we prefer magic tricks - May 6, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be John Gibson and remove all doubt - May 6, 2008
And for her next trick, she's going to cure HIV/AIDS and teach the lame to walk
Comments (-1) - May 6, 2008
So who's unprepared?
Comments (1) - May 6, 2008
Now can we PLEASE get back to talking about things that actually matter??
Comments (-1) - May 6, 2008
Yeah, but I'd still take Natalie any day of the week...and twice on Sunday
Comments (1) - May 6, 2008
And pigs will violate Saudi Arabian air space - May 5, 2008
The last man standing.... - May 5, 2008
Yet another dirty little secret is revealed - May 5, 2008
Proof positive that HRC really is Satan
Comments (-1) - May 5, 2008
Congratulations, America. Instead of competence, you voted for this.... - May 5, 2008
All the news that's fit to...oh, fuhgeddaboudit.... - May 5, 2008
F.U.H.R.C. II - May 4, 2008
And you thought the Paultards went away....
Comments (1) - May 4, 2008
Keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em $#!& | TrackBacks (-1) - May 4, 2008
No, I don't think Bush Lite © is having this problem - May 4, 2008
And a child shall lead them....
Comments (1) - May 3, 2008
You're never to old to achieve a dream...right??
Comments (-1) - May 3, 2008
How 'bout I just get a cigarette and a blindfold and be done with it?? - May 3, 2008
Then again, "gotcha" is a helluva lot more fun than having a rational discussion
Comments (-1) - May 3, 2008
That's why it's called "dialogue" - May 3, 2008
F.U.H.R.C. - May 2, 2008
Full of sound and fury, signifying...well, not much of anything, really
Comments (-1) - May 2, 2008
Dealing with the demons - May 2, 2008
This is going to be one of those "Three weeks from now, I'll be wondering how I ever lived without it" things, isn't it??
Comments (1) - May 2, 2008
'Cuz it beats actually having a rational, informed debate - May 1, 2008
No, you don't have to buy me a gift. Really.... - May 1, 2008
Too bad you couldn't have been bothered to come to that realization prior to voting for him...twice - May 1, 2008
The gift that just keeps on giving...and giving...and giving.... - May 1, 2008
Too bad we'd rather pay the price in blood and treasure
Comments (-1) - May 1, 2008
When you can't even get a photo op right....