May 5, 2008 5:12 AM

All the news that's fit to...oh, fuhgeddaboudit....

It's no longer simply a style concern for porn stars; it seems that everyone now - guy or gal - is giving at least some thought to pubic hair care. I certainly get enough e-mails from male readers about going hairless. They want to know: What's the deal? How is it that nether region hair maintenance has evolved into an art form? Should I do it, too?

Silly me; all these years I'd figured that news channels were supposed to be about...oh, I don't know...NEWS??? You know- murder, mayhem, and the question that we all want answered: COULD MALTED MILK BALLS BE KILLING YOUR CHILDREN?? Since when is the issue of shaving your pubic hair considered even remotely newsworthy? Well, if you're Fox News Channel, you actually care little for actual, honest-to-God news, because it's all about ratings, which is what really feeds the bulldog. Besides, if you're a devotee of FNC, you've already long-since and clearly established your lack of anything resembling standards...so why wouldn't FNC pander to people who do the bulk of their thinking with the wrong head?

When you can have a serious discussion about sex with horses or treating scantily-clad hot dog servers on Capitol Hill as if it's a legitimate news story...well, can there be any doubt that, as far as FNC is concerned, news is porn and porn is news?

Don't get me wrong; I'm no prude. I enjoy sex as much as the next guy...though I'm beginning to forget what it's like. I just don't think that porn and other varies of sexual titillation have any place in a legitimate newscast. Then again, I don't think any reasonable person would possible accuse Fox News Channel of being a legitimate news channel. What a joke....

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