Are you a dumb hippie kid in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area? Want to make a few dollars ratting out your crusty friends? The FBI, in conjunction with the University of Minnesota police department, will pay you an unspecified amount to infiltrate "Vegan Potlucks" in the Twin Cities and find out what sort of puppets and dumb costumes the kids plan to bring to the GOP convention in September. Must love "Phish," hate showers, and sincerely believe that shouting "WHOSE STREETS? OUR STREETS!" at other hippies is a good tactic for scaring The Corporates out of government.
May 22, 2008 5:25 AM
