Apparently the liberals want to give your children hands-on demonstrations of biblically forbidden acts, in school, using fetal pigs and Thai hookers. So, naturally, the Minnesota Family Council is sending out automated calls about the hot, lascivious topics your children will be learning about in school. And if they're anything like the robo-calls that went out last year, they go something like this: "... anal sex and oral anal sex. Here's how you can help Gov. Pawlenty protect your children from unhealthy sex ed." This is awesome because kids then listen to the calls and learn all about the horrifying non-procreative sex acts they'll be forced to do in school tomorrow.
Well, I suppose we all owe a profound debt of gratitude to those brave, if thoroughly and profoundly misguided, souls from the Minnesota Family Council who are scared of their own shadow, never mind their sexuality willing to go to such lengths to protect our precious young 'uns from the horrible sexual privations forced up them by today's brand of perverted, child-f-----g teachers.
While I might, with enough alcohol, be able to understand and appreciate the particular and unique brand of fear and loathing the drives groups like the Minnesota Family Council, I can certainly appreciate these troglodytes for being the knuckle-draggers they are. I can't argue that their hearts are in the right place, but it's too bad their anteriors are so firmly stuck in their anteriors. There's nothing at all about wanting to protect children, but when you stoop to lies, fear-mongering, and pointless, overheated emotionalism to buttress your argument...well, why even bother?
And here's something the fine, upstanding folks might want to keep in mind as they bloviate: If you use media coverage as a barometer, the perverts are far more likely to come from their ranks than from teachers. Then again, since y'all are so much closer to God than mere paganistic heathens such as myself, I'd imagine that forgiveness is far more readily accessible for you and yours, no?
Jeebus, y'all...how about just crawling back from under the rock from whence you emerged- before you become a comedy gold mine?? And if you're counting on Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty to come to your aid...well, he's got a few problems of his own. His wife won't even have sex with him.
She will go fishing, though....
