It's not often anymore that I feel the urge to give any more attention to Bill O'Reilly. While watching "Countdown" on MSNBC last night, I came across this...and I'm still laughing. The stunning arrogance and world-class ignorance is truly the stuff of greatness, and really, only a Grade-A wackjob like O'Reilly could pull it off. To make things even better, this was barely 24 hours after O'Reilly used the passing of George Carlin to burnish his own reputation as a defender of all things holy and decent. The "F" word? Nah, Bill-O doesn't need, doesn't want it, and can certainly demonstrate his overwhelming comic brilliance and boundless talent without it. Yeah, right.
And now O'Reilly is about to foist a new collection of his timeless and intellectually vacant mental masturbation on an unsuspecting public. Unfortunately, Newsweek.com declined to use my submission for an alternate title: "A Stiff, Throbbing Rod of Male Inadequacy".
Really, I have to think I just might have a future in publishing. If a tool like Bill O'Reilly can make it....
