Apparently, Sen. McCain's idea- "St. John's Day"- was deemed inappropriate

14 PROPOSED NAMES FOR THE GAS TAX HOLIDAY

1. Tanksgiving
2. Hummorial Day
3. Resourcehog Day
4. Hondakah
5. Exxmas
6. The Feast of St. Halliburton
7. Oildepend-ence Day
8. We're All Fools Day
9. Hollowgestureween
10. Sinko da Paycheck
11. Everyone Benefits But Ed Begley Jr. Day
12. Days of Lines and Hoses
13. April Fuel's Day
14. Exxonukkah