In case you haven't already heard, July 11th is the first day of the rest of your life. That's the day iPhone 3G 2.0: Electric Cellphone Boogaloo will descend from the heavens and bathe us all in the healing light of subsidized mobile interweb global positioning touch screen perfection. But what does that really mean for you, exactly? Lots and lots of porn, of course! Adult content producers are salivating at the idea of providing you with smut on the go, and the mainstream media is fairly frothing at the mouth just yapping about it. The world has changed, people!
Ah, don'tcha just LOVE America?? Everywhere you turn, it seems that techonology is just another way to bring Americans just that much closer to...porn? Yes, Heaven forbid you should be stuck in rush hour traffic without the fetish of your choice....
Ain't techonology grand? And what could be more American than the combination of state-of-flippin'-art communications technology and porn? Regardless of how you feel about pornography- and I'm generally rather laissez-faire (I know; what a shock, eh?) about the whole thing- the combination of porn and the Internet has been one of the engines driving change on the Internet. Yep, it's all about finding new and different ways to deliver the sexual predilection of your choice to you in the simplest, most useful way possible. Oddly enough, even if you're irretrievably morally opposed to pornography in whatever manner it may manifest itself, much of the ease and the depth of your web-surfing experience can be credited to porn entrepreneurs.
Can't live with 'em...can't live without 'em. Don'tcha just LOVE America??