Was Flaming Bag Of Poo Responsible For Burning Of Texas Governor's Mansion?: We can only hope....
Terrorists Now Putting Bombs In Your Roaster Chickens: You've heard of "beer can chicken", right? (You might be a redneck if....) Say hello to "IED chicken"...a guaranteed taste explosion in every bite!
Obsession: Bacon's so popular, they're putting it in Chocolate-Chip cookies: And just wait until you see what they're doing to ice cream. Good Lord...is nothing sacred?
Republicans Block Extra Taxes On Oil Companies: OK, anyone care to remind me how, exactly, these clowns are looking out for the middle class? And why do so many in the middle class consistently vote against their own interests? Uh...'cuz voting Republican is easier than thinking??
"Two Chicks Chatting": And isn't this EXACTLY what this country needs at this point in our history: two gold-diggers riffing on "not only their relationships with Bill but also their opinions on politics, sex with Bill and their perspective opinion of the Presidential penis"? Too. Much. Information....
McCain resurrects call for gas tax holiday: Well, when you have no ideas of your own, why not recycle a disproven, meaningless gesture useful only for it's emotional appeal? Uh...so what's the definition of insanity? Oh, yeah...doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting different results....
Some Missouri Republican Guy Caught In Kiddie Sex Sting: You know that 13-year-old girl your texting masturbation instructions to? Yeah, well...didja ever consider that she might not be 13? And that she might just be a police officer? Another stunning triumph for the "family values" crowd, no??
Fox's Smith: People who get stuck in toilets are 'a little crazy,' just like global warming deniers: And there's this bit of political...well, I'm not sure quite what it is really...which is really just too (&^%$#@ stupid for words. Someone really oughta check this guy's knuckles for scabs.
John Gibson Tells Black Caller: "You Just Like [Obama] Because He's Like You And You Want To See One Of You Up There": Things just wouldn't be complete without John Gibson proving once again that 'tis better to be thought a (&^%$#@ moron than to open your pie hole and remove any lingering doubt.
June 12, 2008 2:14 AM