Ted Haggard Finishes Spiritual Restoration, Is No Longer A Homo!: Praise God!! Maybe now he can start shtupping underage girls like a REAL man of God....
Spanish parliament to extend rights to apes: Thankfully, they had the wherewithal to draw the line at extending the same rights to Bill O'Reilly.
Sarkozy lays out plan for Internet tax: And while you're at it, why not try to figure out a foolproof method for nailing Jello to a wall?
Rove Rips NYT For Outing CIA Agent's Identity And 'Putting Our Country At Risk': Uh, is it just me...or is the stench of hypocrisy almost overpowering? Valerie Plame...please pick up the white paging phone!
Nader: Obama trying to 'talk white': This just in: SEN. BARACK OBAMA IS...GASP!!!!....NOT WHITE!!
Hatch compares FISA critics to those 'who wear tin foil hats and think 9/11 was an inside job.': Yeah, because we all know that the Constitution is nothing but a g-ddamn sheet of paper....
Cindy McCain praises Diana as 'inspiration': You know, Mrs. McCain could really come off as a very sympathetic figure if she didn't devote so much energy to being a...well, let's just say it rhymes with "rich".
US Embassy To Yanks: Be Wary of Soccer-Crazed Germans: Yeah, 'cuz we all know they don't shower and they drink WAY too much beer. Oh, and the women...well, how 'bout we not go there??
June 26, 2008 5:17 AM