Butt Cleavage Fashion: For those times when regular panties just aren't revealing enough....
Bush: Olympic boycott would insult Chinese: Yeah, they do SO hate having their oppression of Tibet and abuse of their own political prisoners pointed out to them....
Secretary Rice: I'm "Proud" We Invaded Iraq: Because nothing says "success" like 4100 dead Americans and a country that still can't stand on it's own.
Jesse Helms: American Garbage: If you hate long enough and hard enough, you can go to the very top of the Washington garbage heap. AND people will love you for it.
GOP Rep: Bush "Should Stay Home" During Republican Convention: Uh, you're only now figuring out that Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © is a moron and a national embarrassment? Nice timing, eh?
World Bank: biofuels forced food crisis: So, about that "Law of Unintened Consequences" thing...or "no good deed goes unpunished".... Then, to make things even better, why not hide the truth? Hey if Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © doesn't know about it, it doesn't exist...right??
Man beheads Hitler waxwork: Why are so many people so angry. After all, it's not like he killed six million people or anything. Oh, wait....
Phoenix scientists soon will analyze Martian ice: They'll no doubt discover that they make for KILLER margaritas....
July 6, 2008 7:11 AM