Fox News: There 'Really Might Be A Connection' Between McCain's Visit To Colombia And The Hostage Release: AND he can leap tall buildings in a single bound! Uh...isn't a news channel supposed to report news and not make $#!& up out of whole cloth??
Group Asks for Divine Intervention to Ease Oil Prices: Somehow, I think God (if He even existst) has better things to worry about than the price of gasoline. Now, paying for gasoline with sex? Well, don'tcha just LOVE American ingenuity??
Faceless 'aliens' spotted in crowd at Wimbledon!: And here I was beginning to wonder what Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity had been up to over the past few days....
Conservative columnist Tony Blankley questions the patriotism of environmentalists: Yes, I'll admit it; I recycle and I'm a Socialist. Now where I do I pick up my ciagarette and my blindfold? How about this for a headline: ENVIRONMENTALISTS QUESTION THE SANITY OF TONY BLANKLEY?
Dennis Haysbert: I Helped Pave Obama's Way: Arrogant, clueless, and possessed of a well-hung ego...uh, HELLO?? You're an actor! You've paved the way for nothing, except perhaps your own outsized sense of self-worth.
Giuliani Repeats Debunked Myth: China Is 'Drilling For American Oil' Off The Coast Of Cuba: If enough Republicans repeat a lie with enough conviction, does it then eventually become the truth? Somewhere, Josef Goebbels is smiling.
Rush Limbaugh On His New Deal: "I'm Not Retiring Until Every American Agrees With Me": He'd best be prepared to work for a good long while, then- because I'd sooner undergo a sex change operation than be ideologically simpatico with Limbaugh.
Dana Priest Mocks Liberals For Taking Seriously The Threat Of An Attack On Iran: Oh, OK; so the saver-rattling and the threats and predictions of so many Administration surrogates is just so much mental masturbation? Well, thanks for clearing that up, eh??
July 4, 2008 6:38 AM