Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

Former Bush Press Secretary Tony Snow Dies: My heart goes out to Snow's family for their loss. Let's face facts, though...shall we? Tony Snow, no matter what a prince of a guy he may have been on a personal level, was one of the worst examples of the "f--k you, America" attitude and politics that have come to characterize BushWorld. A Conservative ideologue and apologist, Snow used his self-serving arrogance to defend some of the most ignorant and damaging policies to EVER come out of a White House. THAT'S something to celebrate? If we're going to remember him, how about remembering the WHOLE picture?

Beijing takes dog off the menu for Olympics: So, that leaves the kitten burgers that will be served in the Olympic Village?

A Hint of New Life to a McCain Birth Issue: John McCain...a closet Panamanian??

McCain slams Obama for missing a vote he also missed: Being a Republican means never having to worry about the Mainstream Media calling you on your rank hypocrisy, sloth, and incompetence.

Proposed ban on illegal immigrants stirs uproar in Fremont: If you're Brown in Nebraska, you can be forgiven for looking over your shoulders...because the haters really ARE out to get you. What can Brown do for you??

Ex-diplomat defends sex with teens overseas: OK, so murder was de facto legal in Bosnia for years; does that mean grabbing a rifle and shooting Muslims for sport should be acceptable due to local cultural norms? Why should a child inherently be worth less in southeast Asia? And isn't a pervert a pervert regardless of where the depravity takes place??

McCain camp tries to link McCain to Colombian hostage release: You had to know it was just a matter of time before this was going to happen: I was in Colombia when the hostages were freed- ergo, I'm happy to announce that I was responsible for the planning and execution of...uh, wait...you mean I wasn't??

Report: Bush Privately Told Germany He Had Misgivings About Obama Speech: Classless and self-serving to the end, eh??