Sex Scandals May Cost Helix High Its Charter: FOUR teachers engaging in appropriate sexual relationships with students? Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "sex education", doesn't it? Eh, I always thought a hands-on education was the kind kind, anywary....
Inhofe: EPA too powerful, could damage economy: Because when in doubt, doing nothing is always the best option....
John McCain: "I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself": 'Cuz if there's one thing America needs to know, it's that John McCain is aware of the Internet.
Church Cancels Teen Gun Giveaway: What would Jesus do? Well, of course, silly...he'd give a deserve teenager a semi-automatic assault rifle.
President Clinton warns of growing polarization: What? Americans don't agree? On anything?? Whodathunkit?? Time for another visit from Captain Obvious, kids!!
McCain's Conservative Model? Roosevelt (Theodore): Hmm...and I would have guessed Spiro Agnew....
Democrats May Kick Out Joe Lieberman If He Addresses The Republican National Convention: Say goodbye, Joe. You're a miserable excuse for a Democrat, anyway.
Rising Food Prices Prompt British Government To Urge Frugality: Yep, it's all fun and games until the Nazis start bombing London again....
July 13, 2008 5:50 AM