John McCain's Horrific Czechoslovakia Problem: Czechoslovakia? That's SO 1968...but then, so is John McCain.
Boehner falsely claims there's no 'wildlife' in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge: Nope, nothing there but a few Taco Bells and a few nutjobs who fled Idaho because it was just too (&^%$#@ Librul for their tastes.
Phil Gramm May Be Gone, But His Porn Lives On: Phil Gramm attempted to invest $15,000 in "Truck Stop Women." His money ultimately helped produce a film portraying Richard Nixon wandering nude around the White House. Ah, you just gotta LOVE American ingenuity, don'tchaknow??
Bush, Congress get record lows in AP-Ipsos poll: Well, it kinda makes sense when you think about it. The first has is completely devoid of conscience or comptence, and the second has displayed a collective absence of cojones. The question, of course, is who will hit negative numbers first. Don'tcha just LOVE leadership??
Brit Hume stepping down from Fox News: There's a reason why you never hear "Brit Hume", "Fox News Channel", and "journalism" used in the same sentence.
Wallace: Rove Is 'A Political Savant' And I 'Use Him As A Straight Political Analyst,' Even Though He's 'Partisan': What's truly depressing is that Mike Wallace is such a brilliant and talented journalist, while his son's a (&^%$#@ moron. Man, Dad must be SO proud....
McDonald's Refuses To Hate Gay People!: Oddly enough, the money that Gays and Lesbians pull out of their wallets is every bit as legal tender as that which comes out of the wallets of heterosexuals. Jeebus, that must really piss off those good, God-fearing Christians at the American Family Association, eh?
Against Anglican Schism: 'Cuz apparently the simple act of worshipping God isn't nearly interesting or fulfilling enough....
July 16, 2008 5:01 AM
