Bush Administration Trying To Redefine Contraception As Abortion: 'Cuz Lord knows women should never be trusted to make sound decision about their own bodies.
Romney Credits McCain For Inventing Surge: Right...and it turns out that John McCain also invented Truth, Justice, and The American Way. Man, who knew??
Miley Cyrus On God, Remaking "Sex And The City" And Her Purity Ring: Um...anyone care to remind me why we should give a damn about what a 15-year-old girl has to say about...well, ANYTHING??
Toronto Blue Jays Fans Taunt A-Rod With Madonna Photos: Man, I LOVE Canada! The only thing that would have improved this scenario would have been the fans singing "Like A Virgin" while Rodriguez was in the on-deck circle.
Flashback: McCain joked about how much women love to be raped: Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, "Where is that marvelous ape?" Yeah, this is just the sort of misogynist we deserve in the White House, isn't it? What a dick....
Hot Babes Doing Stuff Naked: Well, it doesn't get much simpler than that, does it?
Nadler: In a 'just system,' Bush 'would be impeached.': And so would the 54-million-plus who voted for him in 2004.
McCain pledging to NAACP more education options: Imagine a Christian standing in the middle of Rome's Colosseum, speaking to a crowd of hungry lions. Yeah, that couldn't have been fun, either.
July 17, 2008 5:37 AM
