Officer Accused Of Threatening Starbucks Managers For Free Coffee: Look, either I get my free Frappucino...or I start kicking ass and taking names. Capice??
Nude Rock Climbing: OK, now that I've got your attention....
McCain Attended Zero Afghanistan Hearings In Last Two Years: Yeah, that certainly sounds like someone who serious about prosecuting the war against terror, doesn't it??
Judge Rules Guantanamo Bay Trials To Start Monday: Let the show trials begin....
T-shirt depicts 'pathetic and brutal legacy': Conclusive proof the Glenn Beck is the dumbest (&^%$#@ excuse for a human being on the face of the planet.
Hypocrisy Alert: McCain, who had London fundraiser with British Lord, says Obama's trip overseas is political: When I do it, it's statesmanship. When he does it, it's cheap political posturing. Really, though; isn't EVERYTHING political at this point in a Presidential campaign??
China claims Bjork is a threat to national security: How, pray tell, is a diminutive, Icelandic chanteuse a threat to ANYONE...particularly the largest and most phenomenally paranoid country on the face of the planet??
House Speaker Pelosi calls Bush 'a total failure': DINGDINGDING!!! Tell the Speaker what she's won, Johnny!!
N.J. Councilman Starts Crusade Against Saggy Pants: This is just too (&^%$#@ stupid to believe, but no, I'm really NOT making this up. Are you SURE Glenn Beck isn't behind this??
Miley Cyrus Wet T-Shirt Pics: You know, it used to be that photos of scantily-clad 14-year-old girls were considered the stuff of felons and To Catch A Predator. Now they barely even raise an eyebrow. Miley Cyrus in the shower wearing a wet t-shirt? Yawn...call me when she's caught in flagrante delicto with Ed McMahon, 'kay??
July 18, 2008 5:36 AM