New Hampshire To Accept Free Oil From Chavez: With oil prices being what they are, who's going to turn down free oil? Even from one of the world's biggest fools and a borderline dictator and self-promoter par excellence?
Tomato Growers: Salmonella Scare Damages Industry: FDA to tomato farmers: Uh, sorry we destroyed your industry and your livelihood. Our bad!
75 percent of Americans support gays serving openly in the military: Because "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"...don't work.
McCain Aide Scheunemann Linked To Bush Library 'Cash For Access' Scandal: Ah...the finest government money can buy, no??
McCain camp reacts to Maliki's call for withdrawal: Voters don't care what Iraqi leaders say: And the truth shall...oh, never mind. It was never about Iraqi sovereignty at all, was it? Then again, what would you expect from two oil men?
Phil Gramm steps down from McCain campaign, blasts liberals for making him call Americans "whiners": So who knew that being stupid and insensitive was communicable...and that such an ostensibly brilliant man was so susceptible to catching the stupid??
Save Our Starbucks Campaigns Launched: Is Starbucks Brilliant?: Conclusive proof of our national caffeine addiction...ah, but we can quit anytime we want. We just don't want to.
Felons Seeking Pardon From Bush Nears Record High: There's an odd sort of symmetry at work here, don'tchathink? Criminals seeking pardons from a criminal. It's true; like attracts like. Congratulations, America! You have exactly the quality of leadership you deserve!!
July 20, 2008 7:30 AM