Charlie Crist Getting Married So He Can Pretend To Be McCain's Vice President Until November: What better way to say "I'M NOT GAY!!" and therefore increase your chances of becoming Bush Lite's © running mate?? And no, the lucky gal is NOT a mail-order bride or a blow-up doll.
Joey Chestnut Defeats Takeru Kobayashi In Hot Dog Contest After Eat-Off: We should all be grateful that the contest didn't go to a puke-off in order to determine a winner.
Vagina Spa Opens In New York: If you can vote and you have a vagina, you should do these.... It's the dental floss of feminine fitness. There are times when words fail me. This is one of those times....
Penguins sign goalie Fleury, Fs Satan, Fedotenko: And rumor has it that the Holy Ghost is about to sign a long-term contract with the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Texas high court rules exorcism protected by law: Man...and before you know, they'll be giving the green light for Texas homeowners to execute burglars by shooting them in the back.
Chertoff Ignored EPA's Warnings In Order To Build Bush's Border Fence: Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © wants a fence to wall off the Mexican border...and by God, he's gonna get his g-----n fence! Capice??
ACLU: Pentagon made 'unprecedented' effort to hide human cost of war: I am shocked- SHOCKED!!- that our government is engaging in propaganda efforts designed to mislead the American sheeple....
GOP ANGER: BUSH BEING "REDUCED TO CHILD'S PLAY": When you're The Worst President EVER © ... what else could you reasonably expect? Running with scissors??
July 5, 2008 6:42 AM