McCain: The Iraqis are not asking for a timetable for withdrawal: Uh, no, Senator...actually they ARE demanding a timetable. It's just inconvenient to admit that the Administration's "we're defending Iraqi sovereignty" argument is a smokescreen for the undeniable reality that you're after Iraq's oil.
Snack Foods That Sound Like Sex Acts: This would explain why cream pies have been forever ruined for me....
MCCAIN'S TOP ECONOMIC ADVISER: AMERICANS NEED TO STOP "WHINING" ABOUT THE ECONOMY: Jeebus...SHUT UP already, and starting spending, willya? How is Exxon going to be able to afford to pay Lee Raymond that lavish year-end bonus if you don't start opening your wallets??
Arlington Whistleblower Fired For Trying To Grant Media Access To Military Funerals: Because if the American Sheeple were to be presented graphic evidence of the cost of this immoral, illegal war, they must just think twice about sacrificing their sons and daughters. Lord knows it's already difficult enough to recruit IED fodder as it is....
Karl Rove's Contempt for the Constitution and the Public's Right to Know: Because when you're above the law and you know it, you don't give a flying (&^% about what anyone else thinks...and why should you?
Perino Demands Apology After Boxer Calls Out White House For Lying About Cheney's Global Warming Editing: Uh, wait...a liar is owed an apology when someone actually has the courage to call her a liar? Am I missing something here??
Jesse Jackson's Vulgar Obama Comment: Yeah...I want to cut his n_ts off, too...Jesse Jackson's, that is. Jeebus, when your own son calls you out, how many flavors of stupid do you really need. Do the words "media whore" apply here...or is it just me??
Reporters Dismiss McCain's Iran 'Joke' As Part Of His 'Real Guy' Persona: Since when does "joking" about killing innocent civilians even remotely qualify as humor. And why is the media insisting on soft-pedaling this? Can you imagine the hue and cry that would ensue if Barack Obama had made this sick "joke"?
Teens Ignore Mobile-Phone Laws: Yeah, I know: I was shocked, too.
Bush Threatening To Veto Homeless Veterans Bill: Because compassion and gratitude are for losers and defeatists...and Liberals.
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