August 2008 Archives
- August 31, 2008
From the soon-to-be released documentary detailing how John McCain chose Sarah Palin
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Can we just put a muzzle on him until November 5th??
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Actually, this probably represents an upgrade
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Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
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Ask me again how much I miss Texas....
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Two words, y'all: Dan Quayle. In a blue dress.
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"Fair and balanced", my @$$....
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Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
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Uh...what's a Vice President???
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Oooh...Benny's not gonna like this one. Nope, not one l'il bit....
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Tell me again why John McCain would make a better President....
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Of, by, and for the...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 29, 2008
Thank you for flying Hell Airlines Flight 666 from Houston to Hades
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Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
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Yes we can!!
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Go ahead...ask me why I don't miss living in Texas
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Grow up already....
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We certainly could have spared ourselves the past eight years
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Perhaps I'm dating myself here....
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Eww...now I'm going to have to spend the rest of the day trying to get this image out of my mind
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Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
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Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #6
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If this doesn't create a sense of shame in you, it's time for a humanity check
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Gordon Ramsay...lightly braised and served with a white wine sauce
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We welcome you and your wallets with open arms
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 26, 2008
How is it that this man never became President?
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 26, 2008
This is what happens when Christians engage in inadvertent self-parody
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 26, 2008
OK, it's official: it's long since past time to get over yourselves
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Yeah, yours probably is bigger than mine
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Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
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OHMIGOD...I think I'm going to have to change my shorts
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When we do it, it's free speech. When you do it, it's America-hating, anti-democratic coddling of terrorist sympathizers.
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We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia. And John McCain is a brilliant, insightful, and wise leader.
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (0) - August 25, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #5
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Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
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"(&^% Fox News"? I couldn't have said it better myself....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 24, 2008
And now, the oral sex...uh, I mean the sales job....
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Rejected Obama/Biden campaign ad #1
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If he's looking out for "The Little Guy", those "little guys" might want to check their wallets
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 24, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #4
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Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
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And I'm still waiting for my text message....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 23, 2008
Yeah, karma sure can be a real b---h
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Here's something else I don't understand....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 23, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #3
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Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 23, 2008
Have you ever thought about Prozac??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 22, 2008
Breaking news....
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John McCain...he's just like you and me. Well, he would be if you or I had seven houses...and wore $500 shoes...and owned our own jet...and married a beer heiress.
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 22, 2008
Who needs "Gossip Girls"?
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 22, 2008
And you think I'm kidding....
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You had to know it was just a matter of time....
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Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
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It's not too late to get your vote in for "Mother of the Year"
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When do we get to honestly and openly talk about the issues?
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 21, 2008
Sure, but what about one-armed Lesbian Packers fans?
- August 21, 2008
What did you do in the war, Daddy...besides drink yourself into a stupor??
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From the "Get over yourselves, already...." file
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 21, 2008
Hey, how can you argue with success...however it might have been achieved?
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Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
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Life is apparently what happens when you're not taking care of business
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Because everyone knows that engineers don't have sex
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When we do it, it's liberating an oppressed people. When you do it, it's unchecked, naked aggression.
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Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 20, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #2
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Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 19, 2008
Ah, ya just gotta love that Olympic spirit, eh??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 19, 2008
We're better than this...aren't we??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 19, 2008
This is why you never hear "politics" and "truth" in the same sentence...especially when it comes to Conservatives
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 19, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 19, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball"
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (0) - August 18, 2008
When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers...and give you an iPhone
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 18, 2008
Finally....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 18, 2008
Finally, someone in the Mainstream Media does their homework
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When you get right down to it, Conservatives just aren't funny, #2
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 18, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
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When you get right down to it, Conservatives just aren't funny
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 17, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
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Today's nominee for the Headline Hall of Fame
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Twin sons of different mothers
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 16, 2008
Can I have my country back?
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To stoopid...and beyond!!!
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Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 16, 2008
Call us when you have oil...oh, wait....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 15, 2008
Greetings from Hell.... ;-)
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (0) - August 15, 2008
Never doubt the power of a few committed souls to change the world. It's the only thing that ever has.
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 15, 2008
Uh...so how many morons can dance on the head of a pin??
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I'd say "Dumb and Dumber"...but that would be too easy, wouldn't it??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 15, 2008
Today's examples of pandering to the lowest common denominator
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I will never, ever, be able to look at a hot dog in the quite the same way
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 14, 2008
Does this make me a bad person?
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (0) - August 14, 2008
Today on "The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being On The Face Of The Planet"....
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Better to be thought a fool than to be Michele Bachmann and remove all doubt...repeatedly
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 14, 2008
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie (apologies to Jackson Browne)
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 14, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 13, 2008
Sometimes, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
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Yessiree...this is what happens when you push that there Gay Agenda thingee....
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Congratulations, America. We have exactly the quality of leadership we deserve.
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So does my uncle Al, but he's doing 15-30 for child sexual abuse
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Fiddling while Rome smolders
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 12, 2008
It's not easy being anonymous and irrelevant, but I do what I can
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Since when does a candidate's choice of vacation spots have anything to do with anything??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 12, 2008
And I've always harbored a secret dream of doing Bea Arthur
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A voice deserving of a wider audience
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Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 12, 2008
When you got nuthin', well...this is what you end up with for a candidate
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 11, 2008
I suppose when you spend billions for the broacast rights, honesty is a luxury you can't afford
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 11, 2008
And to think I once respected her
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 11, 2008
Drill here? Drill now? Sure...just as soon as you start drilling on what you already have, 'kay??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 11, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 11, 2008
And if Barack Obama were to be filmed doing the same thing, Republicans would be after him with torches and pitchforks
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 10, 2008
You'd think a black woman in Memphis would know from discrimination
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 10, 2008
With friends like these, who needs enemas??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 10, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 10, 2008
Yeah, I know; WHAT Liberal Media??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 9, 2008
Sherman burns Atlanta. Again. Film @ 11....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 9, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (0) - August 9, 2008
We all know what opinions are like, right??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 9, 2008
How 'bout your wife? Oh, wait...she's Mexican, isn't she??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 8, 2008
Happy Friday, y'all....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 8, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 8, 2008
Today's candidate for the Headline Hall of Fame
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This might be funny if it wasn't so true
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 7, 2008
This is what happens when a good idea grows up...only to become ridiculous
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Thankfully, the transfer of stupid was virtually instantaneous
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Sorry, but if I want fantasy she'll come bearing knee pads, 'kay??
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This just in...in case you were wondering....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 7, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 7, 2008
Be the change you wish to see in the world...it's the only way anything's going to happen
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 6, 2008
Because we're Texas...and we'll kill who we please...especially if they're Brown
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Today's hero of democracy: Paris Hilton. Yeah, I know; I couldn't believe it, either....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 6, 2008
Somewhere, someone is at a severe disadvantage in their local @$$-kicking contest
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 6, 2008
And the winner: Cindy McCain!!
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 6, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (0) - August 5, 2008
Go ahead...ask me how much I miss Houston....
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Ten reesonz wy Kregzlist is th Devill
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Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 5, 2008
I can't believe I once voted for this (&^%$#@ moron
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (0) - August 5, 2008
I know they were changing the marquee, but still....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 5, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 4, 2008
One word of truth shall outweigh the whole world
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 4, 2008
My God, I am SO proud to be an American....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 4, 2008
Not exactly headed for the Relationship Hall of Fame, are we??
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (0) - August 4, 2008
From the "Anyone but Hillary" file....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 4, 2008
No, for sheer criminality, you couldn't hold Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader's © jock
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 4, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 3, 2008
This barrel, it seems, has no bottom
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 3, 2008
Yeah...you're about to be assimilated....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 3, 2008
As if I needed yet another reason not to shop at WalMart....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 3, 2008
'Cuz everyone loves missing White girls, right??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 3, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 2, 2008
A bad idea doesn't improve with the passage of time
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Four words I could have gone my entire life without hearing
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 2, 2008
Can't a Republican get some love in this state? No? All right, then....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 2, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 1, 2008
Too bad CTRL-ALT-DEL won't work on this fool
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 1, 2008
Because sometimes, karma really IS a b---h...not that Lars Larson is an improvment
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 1, 2008
No, it's not Paradise, but it's closer to it that Houston is
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Just before McCain begins his acceptance speech, his handlers will kill the elephant and hand McCain the still-beating heart
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 1, 2008
Yep, I guess you'll just have to take your fat @$$ somewhere else, eh?
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (0) - August 1, 2008
Today's signs that the (McCain) Apocalypse is upon us
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