August 22, 2008 6:43 AM

Breaking news....

o-bama.jpgOHMIGOD...I just got THE TEXT MESSAGE FROM ON HIGH...and it's telling me that, after weeks of mindless, vapid speculation, the choice has been made, and the name of the ANOINTED ONE has been released. Verily, Barack Obama's CHOSEN ONE running mate is...drum roll, please...Larry the Cable Guy??

Hey, wait a minute...isn't he a Republican??

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John McCain...he's just like you and me. Well, he would be if you or I had seven houses...and wore $500 shoes...and owned our own jet...and married a beer heiress. was the previous entry in this blog.

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