Six severed feet have washed ashore in the region, leaving police and residents trying to figure out who they belong to and where they're coming from.
Man, you'd think that someone somewhere would notice that there are bunch of people wandering around on one leg. Six severed feet have washed ashore in coastal Washington and British Columbia...and yet no one ANYWHERE seems to have stepped up to tell authorities that you know, it always did seem rather odd that their neighbor only wears one shoe....
