Phil Gramm returns to McCain's side: Well, so much for wandering in the wilderness, eh? And while you're at it, quit your (&^%$#@ whining.
Bush is funding McCain's campaign for Bush's third term: NOW will you believe that John McCain really IS Bush Lite ©?
McCain: Georgia conflict is the 'first serious crisis internationally since the end of the Cold War.': So I suppose Afghanistan and Iraq were, what, exhibition wars??
McCain falsely takes credit for 'creating' Do Not Call list.: Well, it's not like he claimed to have invented the Internet....
The Exotic Candidate Is The One With Eight Houses: John McCain? Yeah, he's just like you and me. Well, he would be if we had eight houses.
McCain Adviser/Former eBay CEO Meg Whitman Silent On Campaign's Opposition To Net Neutrality: How can it be good for Big Business if no one can make any money off it??
McCain considering Phil "You're All Whiners" Gramm for Cabinet post: Memo to America from John McCain: (&^% y'all...and stop your whining.
Top CEOs Give 10 Times More To McCain Than Obama; McCain Promises Huge Tax Breaks For Them In Return: John McCain: The Best President Money Can Buy ©.
McCain's Plan To Tax Health Insurance: Universal Health Care!! Well, as long as you can afford it, that is. John McCain: The Best President Money Can Buy ©.
McCain refusing to comment on why he's keeping large gay-sex donation: Because money is the same color, no matter where it comes from. Oh, but wait...now McCain's giving it back. So, how y'all liking those family values??