Cindy McCain tells Stephanopoulos that Obama Offended Her: Oh, puhleeeze...your husband can't even remember how many houses he has. He married a beer heiress. Yeah, John McCain...he's just like us. Whataloadacrap....
6 things the Palin pick says about McCain: I think #1 on the lists says just about everything you need to know: He's desperate.
2 Top Alaska Newspapers Question Palin's Fitness: And they would certainly know....
Palin Repeatedly Professed Desire To Renew Federal Funding For 'Bridge To Nowhere': So, Sarah Palin's a lousy liar? No wonder John McCain feels so comfortable with her.
Palin In Pennsylvania: ''It's Great To See Another Part Of The Country": Wow, and y'all have electricity and running water....
New Obama Ad: McCain Still "Doesn't Get It" Despite VP Pick: Not even selecting a VPILF can camouflage his cluelessness and his lust for power.
Van Halen Mad At McCain Over Song Use: Well, if he'll steal a song from Jackson Browne....
SARAH PALIN'S EXTENSIVE MILITARY EXPERIENCE: As the head of Alaska's National Guard and as the mother of a soldier herself, Gov. Palin understands what it takes to lead our nation and she understands the importance of supporting our troops. Uh...WTF??? Sometimes, the jokes almost write themselves....
Crazy McCain Flip Flops, Can't Help But Go Negative: Well, it's not as if he isn't staying in character.
Sarah Palin's Unknown Quality Sparks Tragic Internet Meme: What? Like you'd rather do Dick Cheney....
