McCain: VP litmus test would be 'a slippery slope' ... except on gay rights Gotta hate the gays. Gotta hate the gays. Gotta hate the gays....
McCain's pet peeve: his wife's 'obsession' with technology: Yeah, that USB vibrator is a real pain in the ass, ain't it?
McCain On Reinstituting A Military Draft: 'I Don't Disagree': Mass exodus of parents heading to Canada with their teenage sons in 3...2...1....
McCain said yesterday that he was unsure how many houses he has: John McCain: he's just like you and me...or he would be, if we couldn't keep track of how many homes we own.
BUSH PRAISE FOR MCCAIN: 'He didn't care about popularity, he cared about success for our troops and our country': Right...and I'm the Queen of England....
FLASHBACK: McCain gave Bush 'an A' for looking in Putin's eyes and getting 'a sense of his soul: Now there's a nice piece of character misjudgement...and a pat on the back for getting it so very, horribly wrong. Then again, when you're a "maverick", you don't pander to the White House, right? Right??
McCain Backs Away From Rape, Incest Abortion Pledge: John McCain. Because you know he'll do whatever it takes- to win the Presidency.
It's a Three-Man Race: Obama vs The Two McCains: So this is what McCain meant by keeping his campaign on the "high road"?? Nice, eh?
McCain Spokesperson Says McCain Would Increase Taxes On Oil Companies: Right after he develops a cure for cancer, solves world hunger, and wins a Nobel Peace Prize.
McCain Calls Lobbyists "Birds Of Prey": And yet his campaign is staffed and run by something like 160 lobbyists. What a (&^%$#@ hypocrite.
Richard Clarke: McCain Pushed For War In Iraq Before Bush Did: Oh, right: countries just don't invade other sovereign countries in the 21st century. When we do it, it's liberation. When you do it, it's naked aggression and and unchecked invasion of a sovereign nation. What a (&^%$#@ hypocrite.
Pro-Obama Book Floundering While Anti-Obama Book Soars: Somewhere, McCain campaign consultant emeritus Josef Goebbels is smiling.
