As our sons and daughters end their summer vacations, pack their cars and head back to college, it's time to remind ourselves that we're still a nation at war. No, I'm not talking about the war on terror, though that war certainly appears to be an ongoing concern. I'm talking about the war against beer pong...an insidious, life-force-sucking game that I...well, that I frankly sucked at. Too many bad memories, too many brain cells sacrificed for...well, I'm not quite sure for what, exactly. That and quarters. I sucked at quarters, too...so if I can save one person from waking up in the morning hoping against hope that they didn't do anything that would end up with their naked ass plastered all over the Internet...well, then I'll have done a good thing.
JUST SAY NO...to beer pong.