McCain, Cindy and Palin all heading to Gulf Coast for photo op. He did the same thing in Iowa during the floods.: Because it's not what you do. It's what you look like while you're not doing whatever it is you should be doing.
Palin booed for mentioning Hillary: We know Hillary Clinton...and Governor Palin, you're no HIllary Clinton.
Sarah Palin Arouses Conservatives Like No One Since Jesus: Uh...don't Conservatives have enough of a collective zipper problem as it is??
After Voting Against Them 19 Times, McCain Claims He Supports Minimum Wage Increases: Because John McCain is all about the working men and women of this country...until the votes are counted.
McCain May Give Convention Speech From Disaster Zone: Which, if you think about it, is pretty much wherever McCain happens to be at any point in time.
Sarah Palin: McCain's VP Pick In Vogue: Finally, a Vice President you could (&^%!!!
Loyal Bushie: Palin pick is 'disrespectful to the office of the presidency.': Hey, if she can do, before you know it EVERYONE will want to be Vice President.
Graham Lowers The Bar For Palin: 'Don't Think It Matters' That She Hasn't Traveled Abroad: Well, Alaska IS right next to Russia, so she's got to be strong on foreign policy, eh?
Palin electrifies conservative base: Hey, maybe God really IS a Republican after all....
The Theocrats are in a frenzy over Palin: Uh...what's the Christian equivalent of "Sharia"? No, I'm not joking.
The VP Choice that Lost the Presidency for McCain: Memo to John McCain: we, the American Sheeple, are not as think as you dumb we are. Close, but not quite.
Poll: Palin gets lowest vote of confidence since Dan Quayle: Yeah, but Dan Quayle didn't look nearly this good in a blue dress.
Palin: Surge? What Surge?: NO WAY. NO HOW. NO JOHN MCCAIN...OR SARAH PALIN.
McCain: Obama Lacks Experience Running 5,000-Person Town in Alaska: Yeah, and I doubt that Obama has even eaten a mooseburger...and it's important that America has a vice president who has eaten a mooseburger.