October 27, 2008 4:33 AM

The top 10 signs that we may just be about to take our country back

10) Alaska's Largest Newspaper Endorses Obama: When one of the most powerful media voices in Alaska admits that Governor Pander McCrazy © is a liar and a thug, it might just be time to pay attention, don'tchathink??

9) McCain Faces Internal "Palin Insurgency": If Sen. McSame picked Caribou Barbie because he thought he and his staff could control her...well, life is just FULL of surprises, eh??

8) Right-Wing Florida News Anchor Asks If Obama Is A Marxist; Defends Questions As 'Probing': Yeah, right...WHAT LIBERAL MEDIA?? So much for objective journalism, eh??

7) Senior McCain aides are shopping around their resumés: Will the last rat off this sinking ship please turn out the lights??

6) Palin: 'I Don't Know' If Abortion Clinic Bombers Are Terrorists: I suppose we should all be thankful to Governor Pander McCrazy © for clearing this one up for us, eh? When angry, swarthy Islamofascists do it, it's terrorism. When angry White Christians do it, it's being a fool for Christ. Got it??

5) Bush speechwriter/Leading Neocon: It's over for McCain. He's lost and the rest of the Republicans are in big trouble: When your campaign is based on the soft sand of fear-mongering and pandering to the lowest common denominator, you can't claimed to be surprised when you're finally exposed for the empty suit you are.

4) Lieberman On Palin: "Thank God She's Not Gonna Have To Be President From Day One": Man, when your own supporters kick your legs out from under you, you've got to know that you're in BIG trouble, eh? Then again, how about we all make sure that Caribou Barbie isn't Vice-President from Day One?

3) McCain Camp Ramps Up Rezko Attacks With Ads, Robocalls: What better way to demonstrate how completely and thoroughly ideologically and morally bankrupt you and your campaign are than this?

2) Rove And Kristol Fault Disloyal, Ill-Serving Campaign Staff For McCain's Struggles: When the weeping and gnashing of teeth commence on the bridge of the Death Star ©, you have to know that John McCain is going down...and going down hard. I can't wait.

And the Number One sign that we may just be about to take our country back:

1) McCain campaign 'steered' reporters to hoax attack story: When you're reduced to pushing reports of a fabricated racially-motivated attack on one of your supporters, you might as well just pack it in, y'all. There just ain't enough lipstick in your local CVS to pretty up this pig.

Oh, and how about Reason 1a:

1a) MCCAIN "LOSING IN A WAY THAT THREATENS TO TAKE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY DOWN WITH HIM": Oh, be still, my foolish heart. This would almost be too much to hope, wouldn't it? ;-)

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